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Aaron Harleman
@aaronharleman.bsky.social
Traveling Comedian. Pizzaiolo. Nerd.

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Pope died.
April 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
April 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
April 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This is how you dress when you never got over the fact that you got cucked.
April 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
No one can take a serious look at JD Vance and say God doesn’t mix up the genders a bit.
March 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Good things are coming my way. #blessed
March 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Geraldo Rivera was fired for revealing troop movements. Is this relevant to anything currently going on?
March 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Ok, so he’s gonna be a good guy American soldier.
What are you going to name him?
Freedom Fighter?
Nope.
Major Liberty?
Nah.
Joe Commando?
No.
Well what then?
Sgt. SLAUGTER!
That… that kinda sounds like a bad guy.
Nah, he’s good I promise.
#wrestling
March 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Must be easy to plan world domination when the Secretary of Defense is a moron.
March 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Dang, Marjorie Taylor Greene should not have gotten that pixie cut.
March 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Dang, the Secretary of Defense will just be texting anybody.
March 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Just ate one of Safeway’s new Mango Habanero chickens whole. This is me now.
March 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Some times you sit down with your aunt to watch TV and find out two of your childhood favorites worked together years ago. @levarburton.bsky.social and Angela Lansbury chopping it up.
March 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Sometimes you wish history would actually repeat itself.

“On May 22, 1856, Representative Preston Brooks of South Carolina entered the Senate Chamber and repeatedly struck Massachusetts Senator Charles Sumner on the head with a walking cane.”
March 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It’s been 16 years and at least once a week I remember this about the conservative mentality.
March 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And a 100% I killed Kurt Cobain
March 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
February 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Did I ever tell you I used to make propaganda for the government? #NoKings #Trump
February 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sad.
February 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Well?
February 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kids who loved this book grew up to be into Body Horror movies.
January 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM