Aaron Haber
@aaronhaber.bsky.social
Comedian & Founder of Below Bored Comedy Metaverse. Huge comic nerd. Huzzah!
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New York Libraries are facing a $36.2 million budget cut.
Today is a day of action. This is a link to the social media tools page:
https://investinlibraries.org/dayofaction
Please post about it. Tell people. Make your voices heard.
#NocutstoLibraries
Today is a day of action. This is a link to the social media tools page:
https://investinlibraries.org/dayofaction
Please post about it. Tell people. Make your voices heard.
#NocutstoLibraries
June 15, 2023 at 2:31 PM
New York Libraries are facing a $36.2 million budget cut.
Today is a day of action. This is a link to the social media tools page:
https://investinlibraries.org/dayofaction
Please post about it. Tell people. Make your voices heard.
#NocutstoLibraries
Today is a day of action. This is a link to the social media tools page:
https://investinlibraries.org/dayofaction
Please post about it. Tell people. Make your voices heard.
#NocutstoLibraries
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Who called it Apple Vision Pro and not iBalls?
June 13, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Who called it Apple Vision Pro and not iBalls?
Current stage of trying to potty train a pandemic baby:
June 8, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Current stage of trying to potty train a pandemic baby:
See?! We don’t just have gambling and legal sex work! We also have a really god hockey team! (And WNBA team).
June 4, 2023 at 3:10 AM
See?! We don’t just have gambling and legal sex work! We also have a really god hockey team! (And WNBA team).
And now because we’re playing Florida, please rise for the singing of the Gilead National Anthem.
June 4, 2023 at 12:23 AM
And now because we’re playing Florida, please rise for the singing of the Gilead National Anthem.
I had the “I didn’t finish school” bad dream again. In the dream I thought “Meh, I’ll go back to college next week, it’s kind of bullshit anyway.”
May 31, 2023 at 1:43 PM
I had the “I didn’t finish school” bad dream again. In the dream I thought “Meh, I’ll go back to college next week, it’s kind of bullshit anyway.”
I can easily count the amount of times I’ve stepped on an abacus.
May 26, 2023 at 2:49 AM
I can easily count the amount of times I’ve stepped on an abacus.
The people in my neighborhood who left 3-year-old’s story time because it was indoctrinating kids with rainbows are going to be super pissed when they find out their cable company is called “Cox”.
May 26, 2023 at 2:43 AM
The people in my neighborhood who left 3-year-old’s story time because it was indoctrinating kids with rainbows are going to be super pissed when they find out their cable company is called “Cox”.
“I want my two dollars!” @johncusack.bsky.social
What’s your most quoted movie?
Please answer in the form of a quote from said movie. Without saying said movie title. Make it like a game.
@amythicwitch.bsky.social got me thinking about this.
Please answer in the form of a quote from said movie. Without saying said movie title. Make it like a game.
@amythicwitch.bsky.social got me thinking about this.
May 26, 2023 at 1:43 AM
“I want my two dollars!” @johncusack.bsky.social
Remember when God sent Noah the rainbow and Noah shot the shit out of a bunch of Bud Light?
May 26, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Remember when God sent Noah the rainbow and Noah shot the shit out of a bunch of Bud Light?
The best description of Ron Desantis announcing…
May 25, 2023 at 1:47 PM
The best description of Ron Desantis announcing…
I love Ishita’s art.
May 24, 2023 at 3:37 PM
I love Ishita’s art.
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Ron DeSantis allowing the state to steal trans kids from their parents is number eight, friends.
Never again is now.
Never again continues to be now.
https://newrepublic.com/post/172748/ron-desantis-signs-law-allowing-trans-kids-taken-families
Never again is now.
Never again continues to be now.
https://newrepublic.com/post/172748/ron-desantis-signs-law-allowing-trans-kids-taken-families
May 18, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Ron DeSantis allowing the state to steal trans kids from their parents is number eight, friends.
Never again is now.
Never again continues to be now.
https://newrepublic.com/post/172748/ron-desantis-signs-law-allowing-trans-kids-taken-families
Never again is now.
Never again continues to be now.
https://newrepublic.com/post/172748/ron-desantis-signs-law-allowing-trans-kids-taken-families
As a dad, I can say no show tells the reality of being a parent more than Bluey. And not just because I turn into a grumpy, blue dog when the moon is full.
May 24, 2023 at 1:42 AM
As a dad, I can say no show tells the reality of being a parent more than Bluey. And not just because I turn into a grumpy, blue dog when the moon is full.
I feel like I hardly ever understand people and they hardly understand me. I guess that’s just how the cookie flibbertygibbets.
May 22, 2023 at 12:43 AM
I feel like I hardly ever understand people and they hardly understand me. I guess that’s just how the cookie flibbertygibbets.
A horror movie where you keep hearing a doll talking from your kid’s room and can never find it. There’s no evil spirit it just slowly drives you mad.
May 21, 2023 at 5:09 AM
A horror movie where you keep hearing a doll talking from your kid’s room and can never find it. There’s no evil spirit it just slowly drives you mad.
Hmm. Okay.
Drew Barrymore
Angelina Jolie
Stanley Kubrick
Arthur C. Clarke
Divine
Drew Barrymore
Angelina Jolie
Stanley Kubrick
Arthur C. Clarke
Divine
May 21, 2023 at 4:20 AM
One of my favorite authors was smuggled into the US from Russia in a suitcase. He went on to write over 500 books, including some astounding non-fiction + wrote the 3 rules of robotics (he coined the term “robotics”) and, of yeah, my dad was his banker.
May 19, 2023 at 5:24 AM
One of my favorite authors was smuggled into the US from Russia in a suitcase. He went on to write over 500 books, including some astounding non-fiction + wrote the 3 rules of robotics (he coined the term “robotics”) and, of yeah, my dad was his banker.
When your wife’s bio tells you she might be kicking you out soon. @snags.bsky.social
May 16, 2023 at 2:39 AM
When your wife’s bio tells you she might be kicking you out soon. @snags.bsky.social
Them: “No one cares about comic books anymore.”
Me:
Me:
May 15, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Them: “No one cares about comic books anymore.”
Me:
Me:
1. I really like @alexwinter.com 2. Owning a picture of a cartoon ape worth $$$ is worthy of ridicule. 3. I minted this for $250 (early advantage) & am using it to try & bring comedians a better life via blockchain tech. 4. I’m proud of Yuga’s charitable work including millions to Jane Goodall.
May 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
1. I really like @alexwinter.com 2. Owning a picture of a cartoon ape worth $$$ is worthy of ridicule. 3. I minted this for $250 (early advantage) & am using it to try & bring comedians a better life via blockchain tech. 4. I’m proud of Yuga’s charitable work including millions to Jane Goodall.
Everyone thanks the mothers but no one thanks the mother fuckers without whom there would be no mothers.
May 14, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Everyone thanks the mothers but no one thanks the mother fuckers without whom there would be no mothers.
Great piece by @mikedrucker.bsky.social but I take offense at the Bandit Heeler part. Mike, you obviously haven’t seen the ice cream episode. Full disclosure I dressed up as Bandit for Halloween last year.
I wrote the world’s dumbest column about Mortal Kombat today and I urge you all to enjoy how stupid it is
Characters I’d Love to See In Mortal Kombat 1 But Definitely Won’t
You'd be surprised how much damage Bandit Heeler can do.
www.thegamer.com
May 13, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Great piece by @mikedrucker.bsky.social but I take offense at the Bandit Heeler part. Mike, you obviously haven’t seen the ice cream episode. Full disclosure I dressed up as Bandit for Halloween last year.
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Americans will use anything but the metric system
May 13, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Americans will use anything but the metric system