Father Ron Misty
@aarongash.bsky.social
men lie, women lie, buckets don’t
couldn’t find a pic of him from Sunday’s game, but imagine Arthur looking colder and more miserable
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
couldn’t find a pic of him from Sunday’s game, but imagine Arthur looking colder and more miserable
we can still have Stanley Tucci as our pope if Mike Pence has the courage to do what’s right
May 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
we can still have Stanley Tucci as our pope if Mike Pence has the courage to do what’s right
UNC Wilmington Seahawks: like the font, but these colors are perfect. the teal pops off the navy. not trying to do too much. they nailed it. reminds me of the Seattle Mariners.
March 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
UNC Wilmington Seahawks: like the font, but these colors are perfect. the teal pops off the navy. not trying to do too much. they nailed it. reminds me of the Seattle Mariners.
St. John’s Red Storm: nice font on the school name / number. I like the consistent red and black striping as well.
March 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
St. John’s Red Storm: nice font on the school name / number. I like the consistent red and black striping as well.
UCLA Bruins: I mean, yeah. don’t fuck with an iconic classic. so good.
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
UCLA Bruins: I mean, yeah. don’t fuck with an iconic classic. so good.
Missouri Tigers: potentially a polarizing take, but maybe my favorite uniform of the day. love that the M is in the block font, and that the block font matches both the front and back numbers. chef’s kiss.
March 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Missouri Tigers: potentially a polarizing take, but maybe my favorite uniform of the day. love that the M is in the block font, and that the block font matches both the front and back numbers. chef’s kiss.
Texas A&M Aggies: strong cursive font, love how this shade of maroon looks on white. simple, excellent look.
March 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Texas A&M Aggies: strong cursive font, love how this shade of maroon looks on white. simple, excellent look.
Yale Bulldogs: I appreciate the use of lines throughout this uniform, specifically that V on the shorts with the thick white stripes.
March 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Yale Bulldogs: I appreciate the use of lines throughout this uniform, specifically that V on the shorts with the thick white stripes.
Kansas Jayhawks: the waistband + big short stripe combo is doing a lot for me. the saloon-style font ain’t bad either!
March 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Kansas Jayhawks: the waistband + big short stripe combo is doing a lot for me. the saloon-style font ain’t bad either!
Gonzaga Bulldogs: always a clean look in general, but I specifically love the detail of the red stitching/line-work inside the blue lettering in the chest.
March 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Gonzaga Bulldogs: always a clean look in general, but I specifically love the detail of the red stitching/line-work inside the blue lettering in the chest.
Creighton Bluejays: side stripe.
March 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Creighton Bluejays: side stripe.
Tennessee Volunteers: oh baby. these are PRETTY. love the cursive font, love that it’s just “Vols,” love the color. peak.
March 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tennessee Volunteers: oh baby. these are PRETTY. love the cursive font, love that it’s just “Vols,” love the color. peak.
Georgia Bulldogs: sides of the jersey / shorts, these are stunning.
March 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Georgia Bulldogs: sides of the jersey / shorts, these are stunning.
Purdue Boilermakers: goddamn, these are beautiful. loving the well-space PURDUE arch and the thick stripes. clean, simple. gold as an accent color is almost always on point.
March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Purdue Boilermakers: goddamn, these are beautiful. loving the well-space PURDUE arch and the thick stripes. clean, simple. gold as an accent color is almost always on point.
Alabama State Hornets: honeycomb stripe with hornet logo on the shorts.
March 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Alabama State Hornets: honeycomb stripe with hornet logo on the shorts.
Wisconsin Badgers: the giant Bucky Badger on shorts + the black/red/white squiggle on the side of the jersey. big 90’s energy (complimentary).
March 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wisconsin Badgers: the giant Bucky Badger on shorts + the black/red/white squiggle on the side of the jersey. big 90’s energy (complimentary).
first up: the Montana Grizzlies bear paw on the collar.
March 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
first up: the Montana Grizzlies bear paw on the collar.
alternative quote suggestion for Dorian Finney-Smith: “…it’s a revenge game for me, too!”
February 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
alternative quote suggestion for Dorian Finney-Smith: “…it’s a revenge game for me, too!”
starting to go to bed more consistently before midnight
January 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
starting to go to bed more consistently before midnight
elite QB aesthetic is so back
December 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
elite QB aesthetic is so back
we - as a community - need to start talking about RB1 Chase Brown. or as I nicknamed him on my fantasy teams, “Pursue Poop”
December 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM
we - as a community - need to start talking about RB1 Chase Brown. or as I nicknamed him on my fantasy teams, “Pursue Poop”
all-time sideline look from Doug Pederson today. this pullover would fix me
December 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
all-time sideline look from Doug Pederson today. this pullover would fix me