Aaron Hinkley
@aaronehinkley.bsky.social
Gene Belcher: It’s not my fault I’m a genius!
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I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
Reposted by Aaron Hinkley
This only adds one job to the report, dummy. Won’t even move the needle!
BREAKING: President Trump fires the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics hours after weak jobs report.
Trump fires labor statistics boss hours after weak jobs report
The president implied that the BLS commissioner, long-time federal employee Erika McEntarfer, manipulated the data "for political purposes."
nbcnews.to
August 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This only adds one job to the report, dummy. Won’t even move the needle!
Principal Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent-thought alarms in one day; the children are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms!
Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya’! Didn’t I warn ya’?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!
Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya’! Didn’t I warn ya’?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!
January 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Principal Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent-thought alarms in one day; the children are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms!
Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya’! Didn’t I warn ya’?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!
Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya’! Didn’t I warn ya’?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!
“And, Santa, bless me with an internship at your company, preferably something in the flying animal, or breaking-and-entering department; thank you.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 AM
“And, Santa, bless me with an internship at your company, preferably something in the flying animal, or breaking-and-entering department; thank you.”
“It is obscene that an antifascist martyr’s memory is being used to legitimize a movement promising mass deportations…”
The new Bonhoeffer movie isn’t just bad. It’s dangerous.
By egregiously misreading Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s moral crisis, it primes viewers for...
www.christiancentury.org
December 2, 2024 at 12:29 AM
“It is obscene that an antifascist martyr’s memory is being used to legitimize a movement promising mass deportations…”
Tina: Mom, Dad's in danger!
Linda: Oh, what are you talking about? He's surrounded by men who play with toy ponies; he’s in the least amount of danger possible.
Linda: Oh, what are you talking about? He's surrounded by men who play with toy ponies; he’s in the least amount of danger possible.
December 2, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Tina: Mom, Dad's in danger!
Linda: Oh, what are you talking about? He's surrounded by men who play with toy ponies; he’s in the least amount of danger possible.
Linda: Oh, what are you talking about? He's surrounded by men who play with toy ponies; he’s in the least amount of danger possible.
Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag.
Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah.
Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah.
December 1, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag.
Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah.
Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah.