Aaron DeYoe
@aarondeyoe.bsky.social
I don’t know how many more Twitter alts I got left in me.
Folks are upset about the White House east wing demolition, but honestly I think we should just do the whole damn thing
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Folks are upset about the White House east wing demolition, but honestly I think we should just do the whole damn thing
No one at the Mannequin Pussy show texting their sitters
Everyone at the Rilo Kiley concert texting their sitters to see if their kids are in bed
September 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No one at the Mannequin Pussy show texting their sitters
Everyone at the Rilo Kiley concert texting their sitters to see if their kids are in bed
September 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Everyone at the Rilo Kiley concert texting their sitters to see if their kids are in bed
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RT if your tongue has a canker sore on it
September 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
RT if your tongue has a canker sore on it
RT if your tongue has a canker sore on it
September 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
RT if your tongue has a canker sore on it
Gotta love big cars that have a lil ladder that goes up the side.
September 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Gotta love big cars that have a lil ladder that goes up the side.
As a graphic designer and design educator with 15+ years of experience, there’s actually a really interesting and technical reason why some people are interpreting the Cracker Barrel rebrand as an affront to their political beliefs, and that reason is because they’re fucking idiots.
August 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
As a graphic designer and design educator with 15+ years of experience, there’s actually a really interesting and technical reason why some people are interpreting the Cracker Barrel rebrand as an affront to their political beliefs, and that reason is because they’re fucking idiots.
Tell me how a land acknowledgment ain’t like a little prayer
August 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tell me how a land acknowledgment ain’t like a little prayer
Did you know Tame Impala is just three boys in a trench coat?
July 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Did you know Tame Impala is just three boys in a trench coat?
I’m taking a moment to give thanks for my iphone. lots of funny stuff on the internet and our lives are better with our phones in our hands!
June 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m taking a moment to give thanks for my iphone. lots of funny stuff on the internet and our lives are better with our phones in our hands!
you always hate to see a dead bird on the ground bc they ought to be in the place opposite of the ground
June 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
you always hate to see a dead bird on the ground bc they ought to be in the place opposite of the ground
Whenever I look at anyone else’s phone screen, it always looks wrong… font size, color, everything. My phone is the Correct Configuration.
May 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Whenever I look at anyone else’s phone screen, it always looks wrong… font size, color, everything. My phone is the Correct Configuration.
I can’t pay attention during a play because I keep getting distracted by all the people doing stuff on stage
April 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I can’t pay attention during a play because I keep getting distracted by all the people doing stuff on stage
There’s too much music. Life was better when the average person only knew 5 church hymns. Pilgrims didn’t have to care about Turnstile’s new song.
April 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There’s too much music. Life was better when the average person only knew 5 church hymns. Pilgrims didn’t have to care about Turnstile’s new song.
I didn’t even know they were dating
February 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I didn’t even know they were dating
Excess is excrement. Excrement retained in the body is a poison.
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Excess is excrement. Excrement retained in the body is a poison.
Changed my Siri to an Australian woman as a small act of resistance. I won’t be a part of your system.
February 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Changed my Siri to an Australian woman as a small act of resistance. I won’t be a part of your system.
When the books got a map section 😏
February 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When the books got a map section 😏
I’m usually not scared to fly but I saw that my pilot is wearing skinny jeans
February 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m usually not scared to fly but I saw that my pilot is wearing skinny jeans
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
You start to feel bad for how bad RFK was trounced at his hearing today, but then you remember that he put mice in a blender, killed a baby bear and dumped it in Central Park, sawed the head off a beached whale, etc.
January 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You start to feel bad for how bad RFK was trounced at his hearing today, but then you remember that he put mice in a blender, killed a baby bear and dumped it in Central Park, sawed the head off a beached whale, etc.
Been out of grad school for 15 years and haven’t heard the word “simulacrum” since. Feels good.
January 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Been out of grad school for 15 years and haven’t heard the word “simulacrum” since. Feels good.
The future isn’t electric cars or AI, it’s a pill you take that tastes like apple pie but doesn’t fill you up
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The future isn’t electric cars or AI, it’s a pill you take that tastes like apple pie but doesn’t fill you up
New Swiftie lore just dropped (don’t talk about my dust, I keep it there on purpose)
January 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
New Swiftie lore just dropped (don’t talk about my dust, I keep it there on purpose)