aaronbibble.bsky.social
@aaronbibble.bsky.social
Watched a bunch of Japanese horror YouTube videos, messed up the recommended videos algorithm, and now I can't understand what anyone is saying. Ill just watch SNL toilet lamps sketch for the 8 billionth time to set it right again.
July 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 24,1948
April 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Trying not to waste the half-day i have after I get off work. Kinda sick of having a bunch of ideas but zero energy or motivation.
March 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Describing how I made this banana bread and my girlfriend and I realizing every step I took was an escalation into the wrong direction. But it still turned out pretty good!
March 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"I should be duckin' when I'm over here yukkin'!"
March 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Yeah, they're just straight villains at this point. The rest are cowards or complicit.
March 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wait, is he eating a giraffes ass!?
March 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"On the other hand, fuck you"
March 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Spending my morning trying to hunt down "meatloaf dog" and then screenshot it for Rebekah. (From the early 90s remake of "whatever happened to baby jane")
March 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A stinkbug flew around my bedroom last night, and apparently they're loud as hell flying around. No wonder they usually just crawl. What a polite little dude.
March 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It feels good to know you exist.
February 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They sure do keep accidentally firing people and then having to rehire them back.
February 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Has anyone ever Animorphed ass first?
February 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not sure who hasn't figured this out yet but: "billionaires are the most out-of-touch dipshits on planet Earth. They do not work harder, read gooder, or contribute any more to society than every other person. They just won the genetic lottery. That's it."
February 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Someone should goatse this guy
February 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Trying to push AI on running everything is a pretty clear sign you're out of ideas. A friendly, slightly more advanced search engine isn't going to help you.
February 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Starting to think Elon Musk is just casing the joint.
February 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A few years ago I drove out into a pitch black farmland to watch a meteor shower only to realize meteors fall incredibly fast and i couldn't see shit for more than a split second. Fuck you, space!
February 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We're being taken over by fucking dorks.
February 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Merry Christmas everyone and happy holidays!
December 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
So many horror movie monsters could've been thwarted by just smearing butter all over the floor.
December 13, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I guess I'll just start a hashtag. If anyone on here has had a stroke or is tending to someone that has, as a stroke survivor, I see you and support you. It's a long road to recovery but you can do it slowly and at your own pace. #strokesurvivors
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I'd like to start a group on here for survivors of stroke and their loved ones. Is that possible? Is there a tutorial for starting one? #bluesky
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I missed just scrolling through my feed liking everyone's comics, posts, and photos. Ya'll post great stuff!
December 2, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I don't think my girlfriend likes when I post her photo because of privacy reasons so just believe me when I tell you she has an amazing smile.
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM