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Aaron Arkaway
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4. The law might have tolerated government conduct of this sort a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. But in the here and now, the First Amendment bars government officials from shutting down peaceful protests, and the Fourth Amendment (along with the District’s prohibition on false arrest) bars groundless seizures.
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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A glorious time? @politico.com and jack blanchard can fuck all the way off
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Jack Donaghy begs to differ
Not in word list: Innovented. Screenshot from NY Times’ Spelling Bee.
September 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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i keep thinking you're having tom colicchio on
September 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The best six seconds in #gbbo history
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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The beating heart of #gogo
A car radio screen shows a bald white man in a dark suit jacket, white shirt, and dark tie. To the right, the display indicates the artist playing is Trouble Funk, the song and album titled Let’s Get Small.
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The Richter Quintuplets: Andy, Donnie, Chareth, Rocky and Emmett
July 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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More Trump doodles
Screenshot of a bunch of dick doodles. Subtitles read: “I couldn’t touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis”
July 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Quinctilius Varus, where are my eagles?!
June 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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American soldiers wade ashore from an amphibious Higgins boar during the invasion of Normandy on D-Day, June 6, 1944. Text in Old English font is superimposed on the image reading “This is not a great day”, attributed to Donald Trump.
June 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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DJT taking questions from reporters
A bald man sits behind an office desk. He has unnaturally white blue eyes and his mouth is hanging open. He is wearing glasses, a beige cardigan, a grey shirt and drab striped tie. He is Colin Robinson, an energy vampire who feeds on the pain of others—a character from the FX program What We Do in the Shadows.
May 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Bankrupting a casino, for example
Screenshot from a New York Times article reading: Even as Prime Minister Mark Carney said Canada was not for sale, President Trump did not give up. “Never say never,” Trump said. “I’ve had many, many things that were not doable, and they ended up being doable.”
May 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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A screenshot from the movie Contagion. Jude Law is wearing a bubble suit. All caps text reads: This is ivermectin. I've been taking it since the onset of the symptoms. If I'm here tomorrow, you'll know it works. All Family Pharmacy.
May 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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@politico.com playbook is gonna give me a mother-jumping stroke.
April 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Punk rock
April 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM