Socially Distant Before It Was Cool
aaron-0.bsky.social
Socially Distant Before It Was Cool
@aaron-0.bsky.social
civilization enjoyer
We don't need tests for drunk driving we need tests for watching movies.
Your license is SUSPENDED
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yeah I know what side I'm for
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
🤯
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I signal when I'm parking. Because I'm signaling. With my signal. Which is its purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If we actually get a dem administration, or even congress, they must not punk out, all these people must go to jail forever. We have to be a nightmare for our reps to not "get past it", but actually administer justice for things done in our name.
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Not every aspect of existence is subordinate to social media influencers.

I was going to joke about secdef tiktok but we basically already have that at dod and homeland sec
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
YES. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Democrats should try doing things first and explaining them later. Democrats and people genuinely interested in civic participation feel they need to ensure complete buy in. But psychology doesn't work that way, fascists have discovered. DO the thing, then you will demonstrate WHY it's good.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's like they hate fully automated luxury capitalism so choose to abandon fully automated luxury communism in spite
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have no idea what any of this means but it's so absurd and surreal, which I like about the Bills 🫶😊
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Air pressure is a scam created by Maxwell that violates the second law of thermodynamics!
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's hard to imagine the imaginary lives saved by the imaginary cocaine that was imaginarily interdicted
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
the hwut?
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM