We don't need tests for drunk driving we need tests for watching movies.
Your license is SUSPENDED

Yeah I know what side I'm for

🤯

I signal when I'm parking. Because I'm signaling. With my signal. Which is its purpose.

If we actually get a dem administration, or even congress, they must not punk out, all these people must go to jail forever. We have to be a nightmare for our reps to not "get past it", but actually administer justice for things done in our name.

Not every aspect of existence is subordinate to social media influencers.

I was going to joke about secdef tiktok but we basically already have that at dod and homeland sec

YES. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Democrats should try doing things first and explaining them later. Democrats and people genuinely interested in civic participation feel they need to ensure complete buy in. But psychology doesn't work that way, fascists have discovered. DO the thing, then you will demonstrate WHY it's good.

It's like they hate fully automated luxury capitalism so choose to abandon fully automated luxury communism in spite

I have no idea what any of this means but it's so absurd and surreal, which I like about the Bills 🫶😊

Air pressure is a scam created by Maxwell that violates the second law of thermodynamics!

It's hard to imagine the imaginary lives saved by the imaginary cocaine that was imaginarily interdicted

the hwut?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL