Aardman
@aardman.bsky.social
Composer, arranger, pianist, mandolinist, conductor, teacher, former colorist for Eclipse Comics, mono-synth patcher and pataphysician.
Commissions welcome - I’m fast.
Compose lead sheets daily for my blog, Phils Tune Day:
https://philipdewalt.substack.com
Commissions welcome - I’m fast.
Compose lead sheets daily for my blog, Phils Tune Day:
https://philipdewalt.substack.com
Then why did you take a shit on the 14th amendment banning insurrectionists from holding office?
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Then why did you take a shit on the 14th amendment banning insurrectionists from holding office?
Somebody’s going to have to leak them - it’s the only way they’ll ever see the light of day. These people are too adept at covering up crimes.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Somebody’s going to have to leak them - it’s the only way they’ll ever see the light of day. These people are too adept at covering up crimes.
Actually it’s because he’s confident they can refuse to turn any of it over because it’s all now part of a pending investigation of the democrats that are on the list, thus he can wash his hands and have plausible deniability.
Nobody will believe it’s for any reason than he’s all over it though.
Nobody will believe it’s for any reason than he’s all over it though.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Actually it’s because he’s confident they can refuse to turn any of it over because it’s all now part of a pending investigation of the democrats that are on the list, thus he can wash his hands and have plausible deniability.
Nobody will believe it’s for any reason than he’s all over it though.
Nobody will believe it’s for any reason than he’s all over it though.
It’s performative - he knows the plan it “launch and investigation into the Democrats (which should be illegal because it’s targeted but these people don’t care about the law) then when the resolution passes they can say “Sorry Charlie, those files are not part of a criminal investigation” It’sa CYA
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s performative - he knows the plan it “launch and investigation into the Democrats (which should be illegal because it’s targeted but these people don’t care about the law) then when the resolution passes they can say “Sorry Charlie, those files are not part of a criminal investigation” It’sa CYA
Makes it pretty easy to assume every blacked out name that isn’t a victim’s is Trumps.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Makes it pretty easy to assume every blacked out name that isn’t a victim’s is Trumps.
That is exactly the plan and someone better come up with a way around it or he gets away with it again.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That is exactly the plan and someone better come up with a way around it or he gets away with it again.
That steaming pant load Graham once said Biden is a decent man and a good friend of mine and then turned on him in furtherance of pedophilia fueled fascism. He’s disgusting.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That steaming pant load Graham once said Biden is a decent man and a good friend of mine and then turned on him in furtherance of pedophilia fueled fascism. He’s disgusting.
There is very little wingnut MAGA dodging and blocking here. It’s a real relief.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There is very little wingnut MAGA dodging and blocking here. It’s a real relief.
His supporters defending it was exactly what I was expecting. Once it’s undeniable they will start blaming the parents for letting it happen and the children for dressing provocatively. This isn’t hyperbole. See if that doesn’t happen.
Anything to excuse the dear leader because it’s a cult.
Anything to excuse the dear leader because it’s a cult.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
His supporters defending it was exactly what I was expecting. Once it’s undeniable they will start blaming the parents for letting it happen and the children for dressing provocatively. This isn’t hyperbole. See if that doesn’t happen.
Anything to excuse the dear leader because it’s a cult.
Anything to excuse the dear leader because it’s a cult.
He never meant it - that’s performative bullshit - he’s hoping they can get away with not releasing any of the material because it’s now part of a “criminal investigation” and him saying this will give him plausible deniability.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
He never meant it - that’s performative bullshit - he’s hoping they can get away with not releasing any of the material because it’s now part of a “criminal investigation” and him saying this will give him plausible deniability.
Billionaires will let you know shortly.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Billionaires will let you know shortly.
But Harris has her protection pulled.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
But Harris has her protection pulled.
They want to make sure they have the gender right when they cull the ones they want to fuck.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
They want to make sure they have the gender right when they cull the ones they want to fuck.
They’ll excuse it all.
It’s a cult.
It’s what cults do.
They let the leader at the top get away with anything, even fucking their own children.
This won’t faze them.
But it will everyone else that isn’t deep into the cult and that’s more than enough to end him and the republicans, as it should.
It’s a cult.
It’s what cults do.
They let the leader at the top get away with anything, even fucking their own children.
This won’t faze them.
But it will everyone else that isn’t deep into the cult and that’s more than enough to end him and the republicans, as it should.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
They’ll excuse it all.
It’s a cult.
It’s what cults do.
They let the leader at the top get away with anything, even fucking their own children.
This won’t faze them.
But it will everyone else that isn’t deep into the cult and that’s more than enough to end him and the republicans, as it should.
It’s a cult.
It’s what cults do.
They let the leader at the top get away with anything, even fucking their own children.
This won’t faze them.
But it will everyone else that isn’t deep into the cult and that’s more than enough to end him and the republicans, as it should.
Never forgive them for it or let them forget it’s all their fault. I won’t.
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Never forgive them for it or let them forget it’s all their fault. I won’t.
Zappa was smart and observant and immune to group think.
I miss the hell out of him.
I miss the hell out of him.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Zappa was smart and observant and immune to group think.
I miss the hell out of him.
I miss the hell out of him.
All Merrick Garland drew was flies.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
All Merrick Garland drew was flies.
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Judges who answer to the supernatural can’t be trusted with natural rights. A legal system based on evidence shouldn't be run by people who believe in talking snakes and divine loopholes. You can’t swear to uphold the Constitution with one hand and clutch a Bible with the other.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Judges who answer to the supernatural can’t be trusted with natural rights. A legal system based on evidence shouldn't be run by people who believe in talking snakes and divine loopholes. You can’t swear to uphold the Constitution with one hand and clutch a Bible with the other.
This is quite literally sanewashing pedophilia - It’s scarcely believable but there it is.
News Flash - it’s still illegal and immoral to stick your dick in it.
News Flash - it’s still illegal and immoral to stick your dick in it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This is quite literally sanewashing pedophilia - It’s scarcely believable but there it is.
News Flash - it’s still illegal and immoral to stick your dick in it.
News Flash - it’s still illegal and immoral to stick your dick in it.
I’d just finished watching a movie from the early 2000’s that had some kind of cult leader named “Maggie.” It’s been so long since I wrote this I forgot the name. I’d thought it was “Wristcutters - A Love Story” (an excellent movie, by the way) but I was wrong. Anybody know what it probably was?
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’d just finished watching a movie from the early 2000’s that had some kind of cult leader named “Maggie.” It’s been so long since I wrote this I forgot the name. I’d thought it was “Wristcutters - A Love Story” (an excellent movie, by the way) but I was wrong. Anybody know what it probably was?
What do you think will happen when Bondi says she‘d love to release them but they can’t because they’re not part of a criminal investigation against the Democrats. How well do you think that’ll fly?
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What do you think will happen when Bondi says she‘d love to release them but they can’t because they’re not part of a criminal investigation against the Democrats. How well do you think that’ll fly?
One of the best actors I’ve ever seen. The man was brilliant
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November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
One of the best actors I’ve ever seen. The man was brilliant
My position was clear. I was respectful to you and you responded in kind and I appreciated it. I repeatedly said my point is it’s impossible to not kill living creatures to eat, vegan or not, and I was accused of being fine with animal cruelty and I am NOT fine with it.
When people are rude I block.
When people are rude I block.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My position was clear. I was respectful to you and you responded in kind and I appreciated it. I repeatedly said my point is it’s impossible to not kill living creatures to eat, vegan or not, and I was accused of being fine with animal cruelty and I am NOT fine with it.
When people are rude I block.
When people are rude I block.