Alice Procter
@aaprocter.bsky.social
art nuisance, mean little dyke, phd student. I do stuff on memory, haunting, colonialism, whiteness, horror and visual culture. Uncomfortable Art Tours (2017-20), The Whole Picture (2020), Historical Friction (2020-)
I hate to be researchposting but I going insane or does this not actually happen in Robinson Crusoe?
“At that moment, I remembered the incident in the narrative of the celebrated Robinson Crusoe […] of his procuring fire, from the lightning's stroke upon a tree”
“At that moment, I remembered the incident in the narrative of the celebrated Robinson Crusoe […] of his procuring fire, from the lightning's stroke upon a tree”
October 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I hate to be researchposting but I going insane or does this not actually happen in Robinson Crusoe?
“At that moment, I remembered the incident in the narrative of the celebrated Robinson Crusoe […] of his procuring fire, from the lightning's stroke upon a tree”
“At that moment, I remembered the incident in the narrative of the celebrated Robinson Crusoe […] of his procuring fire, from the lightning's stroke upon a tree”
Having read this book really fast I’m now fifteen pages from the end and I have to keep pausing to go for a little swim to calm down
June 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Having read this book really fast I’m now fifteen pages from the end and I have to keep pausing to go for a little swim to calm down
Queequeg recovered!!!!!!
June 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Queequeg recovered!!!!!!
Jeremy??????
(delighted to see a reference to old mate but extremely disappointed that Herman is not adequately paying tribute to the auto-icon)
(delighted to see a reference to old mate but extremely disappointed that Herman is not adequately paying tribute to the auto-icon)
June 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Jeremy??????
(delighted to see a reference to old mate but extremely disappointed that Herman is not adequately paying tribute to the auto-icon)
(delighted to see a reference to old mate but extremely disappointed that Herman is not adequately paying tribute to the auto-icon)
It has been five years of The Whole Picture! It is incredible to me that I wrote this book, and even more so that people have read and enjoyed it. There’s a lot about it that feels naive, looking back, and there are many things I would change or do differently now, but on the whole I stand by it.
March 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It has been five years of The Whole Picture! It is incredible to me that I wrote this book, and even more so that people have read and enjoyed it. There’s a lot about it that feels naive, looking back, and there are many things I would change or do differently now, but on the whole I stand by it.
Minnie continues to be a genius and a demon btw
February 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Minnie continues to be a genius and a demon btw
My are doing Prownian analysis in Intro to Visual Culture class tomorrow so it’s time to ransack our apartment
January 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My are doing Prownian analysis in Intro to Visual Culture class tomorrow so it’s time to ransack our apartment
Anyway, this is Clementine/Minnie and she is perfect
January 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Anyway, this is Clementine/Minnie and she is perfect
We accidentally adopted a really smart cat except luckily she has whatever the feline version of adhd is so usually she gets halfway through some magnificent scheme and gets distracted and goes off to eat paper
January 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
We accidentally adopted a really smart cat except luckily she has whatever the feline version of adhd is so usually she gets halfway through some magnificent scheme and gets distracted and goes off to eat paper
I went tow thee bifexuality cafe and every boddie knew of thee
January 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I went tow thee bifexuality cafe and every boddie knew of thee
queued for an hour in the cold to collect the guineafowl we ordered for Christmas and stopped for pizza before going to the co-op for our groceries and the guys gave us shots of tequila in dipping sauce cups
December 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
queued for an hour in the cold to collect the guineafowl we ordered for Christmas and stopped for pizza before going to the co-op for our groceries and the guys gave us shots of tequila in dipping sauce cups
obsessed with two of my students writing about the hot guys at the restaurant where they did their fieldwork project, remembering they were submitting it to me and attempting to redact it
December 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
obsessed with two of my students writing about the hot guys at the restaurant where they did their fieldwork project, remembering they were submitting it to me and attempting to redact it
Where did these guys come from! Why are they in my research folder! Would you rather Giant Horseshoe Crab or Giant Possum! I think Big Possum would let me cling on like a baby and be so nice but also I have had 1.75 old fashioneds tonight
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Where did these guys come from! Why are they in my research folder! Would you rather Giant Horseshoe Crab or Giant Possum! I think Big Possum would let me cling on like a baby and be so nice but also I have had 1.75 old fashioneds tonight
Here’s Flo knitting my Christmas present to Bumps and Grinds
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Here’s Flo knitting my Christmas present to Bumps and Grinds
I bought this as a joke and it is actually the best eight dollars I have ever spent?? Slutty honking brass band music
December 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I bought this as a joke and it is actually the best eight dollars I have ever spent?? Slutty honking brass band music
I love my misogynist wife
November 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I love my misogynist wife
The Whole Picture is now El Cuadro Completo! My book has been published in a new Spanish edition 🖤 I’m so grateful to @capitanswing.bsky.social, and excited for this work to have a new audience and life
November 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
The Whole Picture is now El Cuadro Completo! My book has been published in a new Spanish edition 🖤 I’m so grateful to @capitanswing.bsky.social, and excited for this work to have a new audience and life
Was extremely ambivalent about this book til I realized it’s a batshit retelling of the French Revolution via teen girls and a sugar factory in c19th Montreal
August 9, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Was extremely ambivalent about this book til I realized it’s a batshit retelling of the French Revolution via teen girls and a sugar factory in c19th Montreal
The big hat is here
July 27, 2023 at 6:18 PM
The big hat is here
Hi, are you aware of this?
July 25, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Hi, are you aware of this?
Can’t believe I was in denial about being a long 18th century bitch for so long
“The unfortunate Captain Jenkins did, in fact, lose an ear to Spanish coast guards; carefully preserved in a pickle, it would subsequently rouse the fighting spirit of the British.”
“The unfortunate Captain Jenkins did, in fact, lose an ear to Spanish coast guards; carefully preserved in a pickle, it would subsequently rouse the fighting spirit of the British.”
July 6, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Can’t believe I was in denial about being a long 18th century bitch for so long
“The unfortunate Captain Jenkins did, in fact, lose an ear to Spanish coast guards; carefully preserved in a pickle, it would subsequently rouse the fighting spirit of the British.”
“The unfortunate Captain Jenkins did, in fact, lose an ear to Spanish coast guards; carefully preserved in a pickle, it would subsequently rouse the fighting spirit of the British.”