Amanda🌼
@aamanda-mmae.bsky.social
#DOOP. #COYS. New mom. Trying to figure the rest out.
Whoever came up with the phrase “like taking candy from a baby” has never actually tried to take something from a baby because those little buggers are STRONG and DETERMINED
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whoever came up with the phrase “like taking candy from a baby” has never actually tried to take something from a baby because those little buggers are STRONG and DETERMINED
To dare is to do I suppose?
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
To dare is to do I suppose?
I knew when we won the shield that they would find the worst way possible to disappoint us, but wow. Hats off to the Union.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I knew when we won the shield that they would find the worst way possible to disappoint us, but wow. Hats off to the Union.
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Maybe Ange should get a bit more respect for what he did.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Maybe Ange should get a bit more respect for what he did.
My son is 8.5 months old and really starting to show preferences and it’s so fun.
He LOVES Scooby Doo and his favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear. He starts laughing whenever our cat walks into the room. Definitely an animal lover, our sweet little boy
He LOVES Scooby Doo and his favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear. He starts laughing whenever our cat walks into the room. Definitely an animal lover, our sweet little boy
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My son is 8.5 months old and really starting to show preferences and it’s so fun.
He LOVES Scooby Doo and his favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear. He starts laughing whenever our cat walks into the room. Definitely an animal lover, our sweet little boy
He LOVES Scooby Doo and his favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear. He starts laughing whenever our cat walks into the room. Definitely an animal lover, our sweet little boy
I don’t even care if the Union wins the cup as long as Miami doesn’t
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don’t even care if the Union wins the cup as long as Miami doesn’t
FUCK Cincinnati! Conference final is gonna be such a nightmare now😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
FUCK Cincinnati! Conference final is gonna be such a nightmare now😭
Very jealous of my baby, who was solidly unconscious for the entirety of that first half
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Very jealous of my baby, who was solidly unconscious for the entirety of that first half
Car died, baby monitor crapped out, AND baby’s ER bill came all on the same day
a woman is sitting on a plane wearing sunglasses and saying `` help me , i 'm poor . ''
ALT: a woman is sitting on a plane wearing sunglasses and saying `` help me , i 'm poor . ''
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Car died, baby monitor crapped out, AND baby’s ER bill came all on the same day
I just want a reliable baby monitor, but apparently that is too much to ask😤
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I just want a reliable baby monitor, but apparently that is too much to ask😤
I always thought that daylight savings time was stupid, but now that I have a baby I am convinced that it is actually an act of violence
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I always thought that daylight savings time was stupid, but now that I have a baby I am convinced that it is actually an act of violence
Spent the night at the ER with baby on Monday due to what we believe to be an allergic reaction to dairy, pediatrician had us reintroduce a small amount of dairy today and so far so good but I have been so nervous all day😭
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Spent the night at the ER with baby on Monday due to what we believe to be an allergic reaction to dairy, pediatrician had us reintroduce a small amount of dairy today and so far so good but I have been so nervous all day😭
My attitude towards Miami vs Nashville in the first round of playoffs
October 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My attitude towards Miami vs Nashville in the first round of playoffs
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October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Supporter’s Shield at the Union match? HELL YEAH
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Supporter’s Shield at the Union match? HELL YEAH
I feel like, if we’ve already set off the fireworks the goal should stand? Idk
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I feel like, if we’ve already set off the fireworks the goal should stand? Idk
Mom and dad got a night out to watch the Union lift the shield!!!
October 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Mom and dad got a night out to watch the Union lift the shield!!!
Baby shower gift that I bought for my friend came in the mail today and the delivery driver literally THREW the package halfway across my yard to my front door I am flabbergasted
October 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Baby shower gift that I bought for my friend came in the mail today and the delivery driver literally THREW the package halfway across my yard to my front door I am flabbergasted
The sportscasters just called the union “the best team in MLS” and it just about took the air out of my lungs, what a difference a year makes #DOOP
September 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The sportscasters just called the union “the best team in MLS” and it just about took the air out of my lungs, what a difference a year makes #DOOP
I guess Bluesky got raptured, go figure
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I guess Bluesky got raptured, go figure
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The same guy who was addicted to heroin for 14 years – who works for a guy who has an *ongoing*, decades-long, severe cocaine and Adderall addiction – are both trying to tell you that Acetaminophen is bad for you.
Don't believe them.
Don't believe them.
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The same guy who was addicted to heroin for 14 years – who works for a guy who has an *ongoing*, decades-long, severe cocaine and Adderall addiction – are both trying to tell you that Acetaminophen is bad for you.
Don't believe them.
Don't believe them.
Hearing a man (especially this one in particular) talk about “toughing it out” in pregnancy pisses me off so bad oh my god
"If you feel you can't tough it out, if you can't do it, that's... what you're gonna have to do, you can take a tylenol... a fever that's very very dangerous & ideally a doctor's decision & you shouldn't take it your whole pregnancy & you shouldn't take it for a child, when you... give them a shot"
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Hearing a man (especially this one in particular) talk about “toughing it out” in pregnancy pisses me off so bad oh my god