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Best part of joining the 24 hr neighborhood gym. Solo dolo at 10pm. Bad part: no spotters. lol.
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Best part of joining the 24 hr neighborhood gym. Solo dolo at 10pm. Bad part: no spotters. lol.
Something under appreciated in youth: looking lkke garbage and stunting on ‘em is one of life’s lil pleasures.
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Something under appreciated in youth: looking lkke garbage and stunting on ‘em is one of life’s lil pleasures.
The lil robot is so good! How long did you have to chase that thing around?
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The lil robot is so good! How long did you have to chase that thing around?
Fuck that guy. Did the brick help? I’d like to cut back on phoning but if I don’t have google maps I’ll get lost…everywhere.
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fuck that guy. Did the brick help? I’d like to cut back on phoning but if I don’t have google maps I’ll get lost…everywhere.
Hyped to get in on this, I checked out your site, and I was curious if you felt it was essential to come with a specific essay already in the works?
July 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hyped to get in on this, I checked out your site, and I was curious if you felt it was essential to come with a specific essay already in the works?
Doc Oc turned my kids into villains for like ten months. Just two little shits fucking up my house!
July 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Doc Oc turned my kids into villains for like ten months. Just two little shits fucking up my house!
I recommend using an unusually large thumb to hitchhike out to a lady dude ranch. Bring some acid to drug the migrating birds.
July 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I recommend using an unusually large thumb to hitchhike out to a lady dude ranch. Bring some acid to drug the migrating birds.
This was great! Aspiring essayist here. Thank you for sharing.
July 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This was great! Aspiring essayist here. Thank you for sharing.
This isn’t how political power works my dude. An unpopular incumbent house minority leader has zero juice across the city. No real sticks and not enough volume of votes to make a difference city wide, so no carrot either. What he’s gonna be mean on a news spot? Nobody cares.
July 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This isn’t how political power works my dude. An unpopular incumbent house minority leader has zero juice across the city. No real sticks and not enough volume of votes to make a difference city wide, so no carrot either. What he’s gonna be mean on a news spot? Nobody cares.
Just zero understanding of how power works.
July 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just zero understanding of how power works.
I really like that this is going on two days and people just don’t get it. I also appreciate your unwillingness to I dunno play the game with these herbs.
July 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I really like that this is going on two days and people just don’t get it. I also appreciate your unwillingness to I dunno play the game with these herbs.
He’s gonna crush the break and take the stage. Dudes gonna eat every stage he can so he can set the record and retire as soon as possible.
July 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
He’s gonna crush the break and take the stage. Dudes gonna eat every stage he can so he can set the record and retire as soon as possible.
Up until like three years ago it was LEGAL to finish up the race with a tramadol laced water bottle!
July 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Up until like three years ago it was LEGAL to finish up the race with a tramadol laced water bottle!
Yes! I feel like I saw it in a very old CX Hairs newsletter or blog post or something. Would love to find it. I think about that clip all the time.
July 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Yes! I feel like I saw it in a very old CX Hairs newsletter or blog post or something. Would love to find it. I think about that clip all the time.
There’s this video of him and wout from when they were probably 15 ish. Getting ready for a race in an RV and wouts like studying the course map, quieting focusing and MvDP just keeps rocking out to the most euro trash techno imaginable it’s so funny and I’ve never been able to find it again.
July 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There’s this video of him and wout from when they were probably 15 ish. Getting ready for a race in an RV and wouts like studying the course map, quieting focusing and MvDP just keeps rocking out to the most euro trash techno imaginable it’s so funny and I’ve never been able to find it again.
Highly recommend the Sheldon Brown string method ™️ to verify the frame is straight. Literally just need string and a ruler. And maybe a 2x4 if things need to be pursaded back to square. Riding a crooked bike is very annoying. Def been there.
July 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Highly recommend the Sheldon Brown string method ™️ to verify the frame is straight. Literally just need string and a ruler. And maybe a 2x4 if things need to be pursaded back to square. Riding a crooked bike is very annoying. Def been there.
It’s wrong soooo often. Whether I’m searching technical specs, or event schedules for work, or looking for tire pressure reccos it’s wrong more often than right in a way that still requires me to validate via reviewing primary sources. Which just get harder to find in the age of ai search.
July 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It’s wrong soooo often. Whether I’m searching technical specs, or event schedules for work, or looking for tire pressure reccos it’s wrong more often than right in a way that still requires me to validate via reviewing primary sources. Which just get harder to find in the age of ai search.
Skipped leg day.
July 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Skipped leg day.
My daughter is 4 and her personal style is clothes with food on them. Maybe it’s a first principles thing.
July 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My daughter is 4 and her personal style is clothes with food on them. Maybe it’s a first principles thing.
Gen Z low key loves/must be told what to do.
Can’t figure their way out of a paper bag ass generation.
Can’t figure their way out of a paper bag ass generation.
June 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gen Z low key loves/must be told what to do.
Can’t figure their way out of a paper bag ass generation.
Can’t figure their way out of a paper bag ass generation.
Thank you for this! Gonna be tough for me to get it on the schedule (got a three month old) but I’ll make it one day.
May 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thank you for this! Gonna be tough for me to get it on the schedule (got a three month old) but I’ll make it one day.
If it makes you feel any better, it’s probably a scam and the racist woman won’t see a dime…
May 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If it makes you feel any better, it’s probably a scam and the racist woman won’t see a dime…
How does one get in on coffee outside? I promise I’ve got a cool vintage bike with a basket!
May 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
How does one get in on coffee outside? I promise I’ve got a cool vintage bike with a basket!