Hotdog Fingerz
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I pay for porn and I vote.
Kalshi Bets that Elon Musk will need his hair plugs redone in 15 months bc drug abuse makes him bald this time not just bad genetics
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kalshi Bets that Elon Musk will need his hair plugs redone in 15 months bc drug abuse makes him bald this time not just bad genetics
wearing the baby blue Juicy velour tracksuit my husband got me to meet the new neighbors who will see that I am the only white household on the street and I never go anywhere bc I wfh. I’m absolutely sure they’ll think I’m a drug dealer
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
wearing the baby blue Juicy velour tracksuit my husband got me to meet the new neighbors who will see that I am the only white household on the street and I never go anywhere bc I wfh. I’m absolutely sure they’ll think I’m a drug dealer
Drunk and making bad parks in RCT
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Drunk and making bad parks in RCT
I love getting covid 19 posting engagement and followers to immediately lose them bc I almost exclusively post ab being horny for my spouse and being mentally ill
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love getting covid 19 posting engagement and followers to immediately lose them bc I almost exclusively post ab being horny for my spouse and being mentally ill
Always wild to see anti genocide people at anti genocide events talking about anti genocide stuff indoors and not wearing a mask or taking any other Covid precautions l o l
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Always wild to see anti genocide people at anti genocide events talking about anti genocide stuff indoors and not wearing a mask or taking any other Covid precautions l o l
Save me John Denver save me
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Save me John Denver save me
Damn I’m mentally ill as hell right now. Idk is it the family issues giving me psychological damage is it the sun fully set at 5:30 pm is it the everything else good god
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Damn I’m mentally ill as hell right now. Idk is it the family issues giving me psychological damage is it the sun fully set at 5:30 pm is it the everything else good god
My brain is a brain shaped jello mold of hot dog meat and bottom of the oven black crispy bits. I hate the holidays.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My brain is a brain shaped jello mold of hot dog meat and bottom of the oven black crispy bits. I hate the holidays.
Decided to rice and lentil max, take my damned prescribed psych meds to chill out, and lay down, rather than be intolerably irritable and fist fight my husband who I love dearly
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Decided to rice and lentil max, take my damned prescribed psych meds to chill out, and lay down, rather than be intolerably irritable and fist fight my husband who I love dearly
Is 10:40 AM too early for pizza and fries bc Jesus H Christ
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is 10:40 AM too early for pizza and fries bc Jesus H Christ
I am in such a terrible terrible mood holy shit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am in such a terrible terrible mood holy shit.
Is it like a law that dentists need to play classic rock in their offices?
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Is it like a law that dentists need to play classic rock in their offices?
Roller coaster tycoon on switch won’t let me torture and kill the guests??? Wtf???
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Roller coaster tycoon on switch won’t let me torture and kill the guests??? Wtf???
I need pro violence but still ethical and enlightened Jainism
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I need pro violence but still ethical and enlightened Jainism
Getting very stoned and torturing people in rollercoaster tycoon on my switch. Life is so good
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Getting very stoned and torturing people in rollercoaster tycoon on my switch. Life is so good
Save me wildly expensive and fancy birthday dinner save me
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Save me wildly expensive and fancy birthday dinner save me
Husband got me a juicy couture velour track suit for my bday and I am living my Y2K baby blue dreams over here
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Husband got me a juicy couture velour track suit for my bday and I am living my Y2K baby blue dreams over here
Happy birthday to me from my Mormon grandmother who sincerely does the dead people baptisms by proxy
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Happy birthday to me from my Mormon grandmother who sincerely does the dead people baptisms by proxy
Absolutely baffling seeing houses for sale in Pottsville for more than I paid for my house in an actual city.
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Absolutely baffling seeing houses for sale in Pottsville for more than I paid for my house in an actual city.
Sorry but the national debt is such a silly thing. Oooh 2 trillion increase. Who cares. Call me when it’s like 50 trillion increase or some shit bc that’s when it actually matters.
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sorry but the national debt is such a silly thing. Oooh 2 trillion increase. Who cares. Call me when it’s like 50 trillion increase or some shit bc that’s when it actually matters.
Love randomly waking up at 3 AM bc my butthole was cramping
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Love randomly waking up at 3 AM bc my butthole was cramping
Despite my staunch misandry knowing that 100% of men are evil and worth nothing, who need to commit lifelong effort to curing themselves of evil, and .001% of men are capable of that and actually being decent human beings, I will be truly sad if Tim Robinson turns out to be a bad guy
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Despite my staunch misandry knowing that 100% of men are evil and worth nothing, who need to commit lifelong effort to curing themselves of evil, and .001% of men are capable of that and actually being decent human beings, I will be truly sad if Tim Robinson turns out to be a bad guy
Deleting **** posts to keep from going insane
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Deleting **** posts to keep from going insane
Idk how to explain it I just feel a kinship to the beastie boys for some reason
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Idk how to explain it I just feel a kinship to the beastie boys for some reason
Texting my husband who is in the same room as me that under no circumstances is he permitted to give me a cigarette
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Texting my husband who is in the same room as me that under no circumstances is he permitted to give me a cigarette