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a2.social.lol.ap.brid.gy
Alex Akers
@a2.social.lol.ap.brid.gy
🪪💳 Sr. iOS Engineer, Wallet and Apple Pay
🌊🏝️ Notorious Mastodon instance hopper
🅰️2️⃣ Voted most likely to have a two-letter username
🕺🏻🏳️‍🌈 he/him

[bridged from https://social.lol/@a2 on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
Rubber duck debugging with me is always a treat (and thanks to @wunderlich)
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Who are these people!?
March 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is me now
March 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time there were only 15 competing social media networks”
https://social.lol/@a2/114135486955392143
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
an evergreen tweet if I ever saw one
March 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Hey Alex, it's daddy."

I thought for sure I was being scammed until I listened to the voicemail. It was someone from GoDaddy returning my call 😂

Though to be fair, sometimes my father has started voicemails that way so I thought maybe it was a scam, that […]

[Original post on social.lol]
March 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hiding the evidence
February 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It renders correctly on the GitHub web UI 😭
February 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Today in ✨ FONTS ✨

A teammate shared this screenshot from the GitHub email notification of my review of their PR. I was talking about changing `value as Double as NSObject` to use `NSNumber(value: value)` instead.
February 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This was a bit suspicious but I cracked the password and it actually was just Spanish verb conjugation information
February 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The last 1% takes 99% of the time to upload
February 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Found this on a CD — sorry, a CD-R — while going through old things. (Arch Day is the name of my elementary school's graduation ceremony.)
February 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oops
February 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Expected yesterday
February 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Being gay isn't a phase, but combat main is a phase.
February 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
@NeoNacho with the hard-hitting questions
https://social.lol/@a2/114022148406103916
February 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
if your commit history doesn’t look like this you’re doing it wrong
February 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When you see this in their Wikipedia TOC you just know it's gonna be good
February 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
February 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Pokemono FajroRuĝa ankaŭ?? Ĝi tro bonega 😂
January 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Dankon Mario! Sed nia princino estas en alia kastel!
January 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM