alan
banner
a1anw.bsky.social
alan
@a1anw.bsky.social
author, speaker and general observer of all the noise that surrounds us
nothing says "I love you" than a Valentine's Day stalker kit, sorry, #Tile tracker.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
uh hu .. wouldn't it have been nice had all these CEO's said something, oh i don't know ... BEFORE THE FUCKING ELECTION DAY?!?!
November 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Kinda sums it up nicely. We are going to have to sit this one out and let it burn before they come to their senses.
November 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Nothing like seeing a grifters stock go down to its lowest and continuing to drop to give you a smile in the morning.

Investors need not worry - he has the $100 "silver" coin you can buy to hold until its value also goes to ... $0
September 24, 2024 at 1:36 PM
It's done.

I have completed my small part to change the country.

Unity. Respect. Love.

#VoteHarris
September 23, 2024 at 6:13 PM
My music app was having existential crisis, with my ears and eyes competing to determine who was right.

For the record - ears had it, Mozart was indeed playing.

Going to be a long day
August 7, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Just finished S2 of Traitors (Oz edition) -- extremely good.

It was like watching a season of MAGA voters; people so easily swayed when the overwhelming evidence that they are each being played each and every week, all while claiming they are the smart one, thinking they know best!

#VoteBlue
July 18, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I forgot that the transfer of power is pretty much immediate - none of this waiting for a couple of months.

Strong female cabinet already, including our first ever female chancellor.

#UKElection
July 5, 2024 at 1:43 PM
... because i am living life on the edge PEOPLE!
July 4, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Oddball -- you will be missed.

#RIP Donald Sutherland
June 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Head of Marketing at Mercedes

"So after cleaning up our reputation after WW2, we have now have these 2 clowns TopGear'ing? I quit. I need an easier gig. I am going to Boeing"
June 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Yup .. pretty much sums up how i am feeling today.
May 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
On a whim tossed the classic "9-to-5" on ... these real golden girls are coming in at:

Dolly 78
Lily 84
Jane 86

Each of them aging gracefully and wonderfully.
May 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
... for when you question the answer from ChatGPT
May 21, 2024 at 2:51 PM
for those of you unfamiliar with intricacies of woodworking - this is one of the more tricky means of locking two pieces of wood together known as the "finger joint"
May 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Marketing covering product management's historical misstep of fiddling with the recipe
May 20, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Classic #movie frame #quiz
May 17, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Balling like a school girl who just lost their favourite pencil case! One Day - the Netflix series was really good - set at the same time I graduated university, and it was eerily spooky in terms of life events.
May 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Good morning Chicago ... your wet, but least not freezing nuts off cold
May 14, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Little hung over from the Eurovision day drinking ... trying to figure what to watch and was inspired by this old movie now-showing.
May 12, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Brummie is the linguistic version of Hitler (where eventually all conversations will end up talking about mustached clown) -- eventually, even the most ardent pronounced speaker will slip into ...
May 3, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Any #snooker fans on Bsky? World Championship is underway at the moment. Though Mark Williams is struggling this morning.
April 23, 2024 at 3:31 PM
... well this will make for an interesting week
April 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Men, the season of shorts is upon us, the boys are a little looser than normal, so take a few extra seconds when you bounce back into a chair - nothing will ruin your day quicker than a poorly coordinated landing.
April 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM
You can fool some of the people, all of the time
All of the people, some of the time,

but

you can never fool the stock market
April 16, 2024 at 7:04 PM