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i did a spit take, surely someone should have doublechecked this headline (this is from 40 years ago, not today)
White Supremacist Jury Ends Fourth Day Without Verdict Jurors deliberating the fate of 10 white supremacists ended a fourth day Friday without reaching a verdict in the sprawling racketeering case. The panel halted discussions at 3 p.m. and returns Monday to weigh 44 criminal counts against members of The Order. The defendants stand accused of running a violent conspiracy in 1983 and 1984 involving two murders, four robberies, arson, and counterfeiting millions. throughout the three-month trial, prosecutors outlined the sect’s specific efforts to fund a race war through crime. During deliberations, the jury requested to hear specific evidence tapes but asked U.S. District Judge Walter McGovern no legal questions before breaking for the weekend. The eventual verdict determines culpability for a terror campaign that left two dead and stole millions.
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Well well well
Reddit thread from 6 months (ish) ago saying how if E33 doesn’t get a live performance at the game awards it will be a huge miss, and how they probably will perform Alicia over Une Vie a T’aimer Une vie a t’aimer being performed at the game awards
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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lol I have played an additional 24 hours of E33 since whenever Sony did the stat cutoff
My ps5 wrapped. Silksong 95h, FFT 44h, bloodborne 6h, Clair Obscur 4h, RE2 3h
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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“and save” my ass
Subscribe & Save is the same price as One-time purchase
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Little bit of follow up: the Known Variable Region
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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@hotdogsladies.bsky.social this week's DBF got me to ask the robot what it knew about me, which then led to this little gem.

my garage microclimate is a known variable region
If you want, I can also format this like: A “ReadMe.md” A more humorous/manual style (“Operating Instructions for Andrew”) A short reference card Or a more formal dossier Just tell me the style you want. give me the operating instructions Here you go — “Operating Instructions for Andrew Mason” in a clean, slightly cheeky, but fully respectful manual style. 8. SAFETY WARNINGS Do not overload with high-stakes ambiguity. Avoid rapid forced assertiveness; system prefers gradual ramp-up. Do not assume classical plant overwintering behavior — Andrew’s garage microclimate is a known variable region.
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Sickos
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Yeah he’s riding that turtle alright
The Burnside Fountain is a non-functioning drinking fountain at the southeast corner of Worcester Common in Worcester, Massachusetts. It consists of two parts, a pink granite basin, and a bronze statue of a young boy riding a sea turtle.
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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actual lol
To our Friends and Fans: You may have heard that the Farmer’s Almanac, based out of Lewiston, ME, is ceasing publication after an incredible 200+ year run. Over the years, there has been some confusion between different almanacs, so to be clear: The OLD Farmer’s Almanac isn’t going anywhere. As we have since 1792, during George Washington’s presidency, we will continue to publish our annual edition, while educating and entertaining readers online at Almanac.com.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Hitting “show” on every single one of these tonight
“Possible twitter screenshot” label
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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i hate it
A puffin crossing (its name derived from the phrase "pedestrian user-friendly intelligent") is a type of pedestrian crossing in use in the United Kingdom.
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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boy am i glad i clicked in on the photo to learn it was just a baby
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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oh my god
ad on youtube for "peterson academy: education, devoid of ideology". kermit the frog is wearing a suit of two colors split right down the center. the left side is a deeper red, and the right side is navy blue. both the tie and pocket square also seem to follow the split color scheme
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Can’t believe they left this one out tbh
Trump with the McDonald’s order he subjected those poor football players to
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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People are saying we’re the hottest country eh?
Stefon from weekend update
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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first guy i thought of when you posted this
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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one of my favorite things to see on a recipe
Notes This recipe can be halved or doubled.
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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the internet is still good sometimes
ccppurcell 4 hours ago | unvote | next [–] "Never believe quote attributions given on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln reply cbdevidal 1 hour ago | unvote | parent | next [–] “Arrrg! I’ve seen that quote everywhere! I must put a stop to this.” - John Wilkes Booth reply
September 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Waterboy ben Franklin scene
September 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Infuriated with the sea, Xerxes ordered his soldiers to punish it by whipping it with chains 300 times and poking it with red-hot irons. Handcuffs were also tossed into the water to symbolize the sea’s submission to his authority. Finally, he ordered the decapitation of the engineers behind the bridge’s construction.
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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ah, damn, alas
"Sorry, this listing has been deleted."
September 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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i fucking love nextdoor
"6 free new items from your neighbors Free items you might like FREE: White Sedan Car FREE: Ass (photo is an inscrutable meme that I'm sure someone more online than me will recognize even though it's partially cut off) "
September 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Shadow, Shad, Chad, Demon, Baby, Little Guy, Big Guy, Shaaaaaaaaaaa-doh *transitions to the chorus of banana boat*
My beautiful black lab and coonhound mix
September 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Far less consequential, but here was my totally awesome no notes AI experience for the day
Me searching for “Edgar men in black” mostly to remind myself that was the name of the bug man. Among the pictures of Vincent d’Onofrio is the AI summary talking about how E.D.G.A.R. is some database or whatever run by the SEC.
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM