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You all eat cake and life happily ever after.
September 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You all eat cake and life happily ever after.
"SURPRISE!! 🎊🥳" His wife and kids come out from behind the plastic wrap door wearing party hats and holding a beautiful cake with your name on it. They all scream when they see their dad dead on the floor. "It was just a joke, you monster!", the wife screams.
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"SURPRISE!! 🎊🥳" His wife and kids come out from behind the plastic wrap door wearing party hats and holding a beautiful cake with your name on it. They all scream when they see their dad dead on the floor. "It was just a joke, you monster!", the wife screams.
*Your vision goes blurry and you wake up tied to a plastic wrapped table.
September 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
*Your vision goes blurry and you wake up tied to a plastic wrapped table.
Not good enough. Would you accept his cookies??
September 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Not good enough. Would you accept his cookies??
Answer the qwestion!
September 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Answer the qwestion!
What can I say? This's just wholesome.
a kitten is sitting on a piece of bread and saying `` i am ready '' .
ALT: a kitten is sitting on a piece of bread and saying `` i am ready '' .
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September 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What can I say? This's just wholesome.
I was actually thinking of using that one, but it wasn't funny so...
September 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I was actually thinking of using that one, but it wasn't funny so...
P.O.V:
You've just walked in on the most evil and violent character imaginable baking you a fresh batch of his famous cookies. Do you accept his gift? Maybe he's a changed bear?
You've just walked in on the most evil and violent character imaginable baking you a fresh batch of his famous cookies. Do you accept his gift? Maybe he's a changed bear?
September 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
P.O.V:
You've just walked in on the most evil and violent character imaginable baking you a fresh batch of his famous cookies. Do you accept his gift? Maybe he's a changed bear?
You've just walked in on the most evil and violent character imaginable baking you a fresh batch of his famous cookies. Do you accept his gift? Maybe he's a changed bear?
A cup of coffee voiced by Seth Rogan would make the funniest fucking show!
September 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A cup of coffee voiced by Seth Rogan would make the funniest fucking show!
Oi, Love?! 'ho creamed in my tangerine?! I'm not even av'n a laugh roight now! This is fucking descusting!! You've gone too far!!!
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oi, Love?! 'ho creamed in my tangerine?! I'm not even av'n a laugh roight now! This is fucking descusting!! You've gone too far!!!
Playing a based bass with a sweet fucking spider friend? It doesn't get any better than that.
a spider is crawling on top of a video game controller
ALT: a spider is crawling on top of a video game controller
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Playing a based bass with a sweet fucking spider friend? It doesn't get any better than that.
I don't know how to respond to this. I think you've finally won. I guess all I can do now is delete my account and...
a boy with black hair is looking down with a city in the background .
ALT: a boy with black hair is looking down with a city in the background .
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't know how to respond to this. I think you've finally won. I guess all I can do now is delete my account and...
Typical gays, always fisting themselves in public!
September 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Typical gays, always fisting themselves in public!
That's why I'm going to hell ):
August 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
That's why I'm going to hell ):
Dan is jailbait.
August 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dan is jailbait.
If that's the devil than call me a sinner! AWOOOOGA!!
August 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If that's the devil than call me a sinner! AWOOOOGA!!
Easily their best song, question mark?
August 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Easily their best song, question mark?
I'm so sick of this "cube face" style!
August 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm so sick of this "cube face" style!
Jon Tron left game grumps after Arin refused to make funny jokes. Luckily, he met Dan - who also refused to make funny jokes - and the rest is history.
August 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Jon Tron left game grumps after Arin refused to make funny jokes. Luckily, he met Dan - who also refused to make funny jokes - and the rest is history.
Uhh... is that the imperial Japanese flag in the background??
August 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Uhh... is that the imperial Japanese flag in the background??
I'm going to Kermit 2nd degree sexual assault.
August 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm going to Kermit 2nd degree sexual assault.
Link did 9/11! He used Stasis on a boeing 747 mid air and smacked it a bunch in the direction of the twin towers. When time started again... america would never be the same again.
August 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Link did 9/11! He used Stasis on a boeing 747 mid air and smacked it a bunch in the direction of the twin towers. When time started again... america would never be the same again.
*The rest of the supremacists look at you, then to each other. They all shrug before swiftly turning their guns on you and BLOWING you into a pile of guts, shells, and a shitty hair piece.
August 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
*The rest of the supremacists look at you, then to each other. They all shrug before swiftly turning their guns on you and BLOWING you into a pile of guts, shells, and a shitty hair piece.
"You gotta be brave, not a slave."
-Lao Tzu
-Lao Tzu
August 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"You gotta be brave, not a slave."
-Lao Tzu
-Lao Tzu
I'll ask you one more time...
*Cocks shot gun again, waisting shell.
...what kind of american are you?
*Cocks shot gun again, waisting shell.
...what kind of american are you?
August 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'll ask you one more time...
*Cocks shot gun again, waisting shell.
...what kind of american are you?
*Cocks shot gun again, waisting shell.
...what kind of american are you?