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🖤Banana Witch🖤
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Academic gay
Set bread on fire twice

Go check out my partner being silly, sometimes I also show up:

twitch.tv/goblin_fae
He is indeed a dapper gentleman

Look at this long gentleman sometime ago taking up all the space 🖤
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I hate what these greedy cunts are doing to my field
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hey guys it's that time of the month!

Y'know the one that a shooting happens and trans people did it yet again!

Just waiting for all the rightoids to come out of the woodwork and say that trans people did the shooting of the national guard in Washington DC
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Woke is when I get my head bashed in by someone breathing like it's 2009
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Here we go:

Snack.exe has stopped responding
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Listen I understand. I'll cover for a bit the cat business until you can post Adonis being a cutie pattoottie

Here's Calcifer having nothing on his brain
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Mfw when I press "close the jar lid" and that causes me to fall into a giant gun filled with cold magma
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Damn they did him dirty with that thumbnail 💀💀

Or not, rightoids are pretty miserable inside, so tracks it showing on the outside
October 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Finally watching the NY debate. This could be a comedy show.

Zohran Mamdani: Good things are possible

Andrew Cuomo: Only bad things

Curtis Sliwa: I want to kill Andrew Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Let me introduce you to the world of Undecylate
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Can't believe it's been two years since history finally begun

Crazy nothing happened before then
October 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Can't believe we got Tim Pool themed Halloween decorations before GTA6. Smh
September 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Bruh. 5 years ago. 5 YEARS AGO. I'M SO CALLING RIGHT WING LOSER ON THE SHOOTER
September 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tssssk women am I right fellas?
August 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
August 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Girl, first off awesome read/guide.

Second, this shit had me rolling 💀💀 I can only hope to one day have half of your experience in transgender
August 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Fucking stupid genocidal cunts and their little fascist ethno state project.
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Damn, you get back home to your Calcifer, and I have to go away from mine for 2 weeks 😭😭
July 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Damn he really do be bringing peace and all of that huh?

Nobody would've ever seen this coming.
June 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I... Huh... WHAT?!
June 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Waking up and picking up the phone so I can know what kind of clownery the rest of the debate was
May 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Have you seen this man?

He went to buy milk and left his wittle child Ethan having a live crash out.
May 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Omg

Fellas

Estrogen make brain small

Fucking lol
May 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Can't believe Tim Onion is a fed, but grok has spoken, and there's nothing we can do
April 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
March 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM