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I don't know if there should be a comma or not, but I agree both ways.
January 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don't know if there should be a comma or not, but I agree both ways.
'Diplomacy is saying nice doggy until you can find a rock.'
January 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
'Diplomacy is saying nice doggy until you can find a rock.'
You can tell me scratching takes years off my life and makes angels cry... I'm still gonna do it.
January 31, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You can tell me scratching takes years off my life and makes angels cry... I'm still gonna do it.
One man's sun worship...
January 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
One man's sun worship...
Enjoy your ads
January 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Enjoy your ads
What about a thripeter, tripete, re-repeat, or a two peat and one more peat peat?
January 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
What about a thripeter, tripete, re-repeat, or a two peat and one more peat peat?
Oooh the courts... We have such a great track record there.
January 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Oooh the courts... We have such a great track record there.
We already have a solution for would be kings.
January 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We already have a solution for would be kings.
I volunteer as tribute. Or whatever the test process is.
January 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I volunteer as tribute. Or whatever the test process is.
Someone is tracking the recidivism rate of Trump pardonees VS the migrants he told you to fear right? Not that they listen to numbers, but it'll be nice to have them.
January 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Someone is tracking the recidivism rate of Trump pardonees VS the migrants he told you to fear right? Not that they listen to numbers, but it'll be nice to have them.
Having fun is never hard, if you have a library card.
January 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Having fun is never hard, if you have a library card.
We are not fallen angels, we are risen apes.
January 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We are not fallen angels, we are risen apes.
2 can be as sad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one.
January 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
2 can be as sad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one.
Also we put lightning in the rock.
January 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Also we put lightning in the rock.
Hopefully the natl guard stops the cops from looting your house.
January 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hopefully the natl guard stops the cops from looting your house.
Oh I think we'll have some generation defining events in the next 10 years worth naming them after.
January 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oh I think we'll have some generation defining events in the next 10 years worth naming them after.
Please be less judgemental and come up with a more humane punishment than eternal torment.
January 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Please be less judgemental and come up with a more humane punishment than eternal torment.
Why is the 4026th hottest star named inferno? Well we didn't know how hot they'd get and some ambitious scientist got impatient holding back the good names
January 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why is the 4026th hottest star named inferno? Well we didn't know how hot they'd get and some ambitious scientist got impatient holding back the good names
Hottie McHotface *would* be a better name.
January 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hottie McHotface *would* be a better name.
And yet, at no point was there a present time only one of us existed in. You didn't pop out of our shared reality and into a different one but we both pushed ourselves through time at different rates.
'Now' is all there is as best we can tell. We are all already time travelers.
'Now' is all there is as best we can tell. We are all already time travelers.
December 28, 2024 at 6:30 AM
And yet, at no point was there a present time only one of us existed in. You didn't pop out of our shared reality and into a different one but we both pushed ourselves through time at different rates.
'Now' is all there is as best we can tell. We are all already time travelers.
'Now' is all there is as best we can tell. We are all already time travelers.
You however decide to travel as fast as possible. Going nearly the speed of light around the world over and over. When you are done it seems like only minutes have passed.
We meet up as we agreed. Me just a little older than I should be, and you only minutes older than you were.
We meet up as we agreed. Me just a little older than I should be, and you only minutes older than you were.
December 28, 2024 at 6:20 AM
You however decide to travel as fast as possible. Going nearly the speed of light around the world over and over. When you are done it seems like only minutes have passed.
We meet up as we agreed. Me just a little older than I should be, and you only minutes older than you were.
We meet up as we agreed. Me just a little older than I should be, and you only minutes older than you were.