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🧿Ribbit🧿
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Hisss go away minors. +18 only
They/them
He wants to go with us 🥺
I feel like a monster leaving him
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’m currently using my shed chemical peel skin to make custom D&D map
December 20, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Health insurance CEO was shot today. Sadly he passed.
I don’t understand why the police are involved though the wound might have been a preexisting condition😂
December 4, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Normalize knee capping doctors who make cosmetic changes to their patients without prior consent.
November 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
My favorite sport is watching rich people gentrify kink
November 24, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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i need this with my essays
What I would quite like please is for somebody to write the rest of my book for me. Not in a ghost-writing cheaty way, just in a physically lifting my fingers onto the keyboard and slapping me every time I think about wandering into the kitchen.

Applicants welcome.
November 15, 2024 at 2:10 PM
One of my life goals is to travel with my besties all over and get terrorized Scooby doo style
October 24, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Inspirational
October 18, 2024 at 9:28 PM
ASL supper power: having a full clear conversation in a room full of talking people
October 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I’m actually posting from under your bed. Drop some chips please.
September 29, 2024 at 7:42 AM
I’m definitely a mature adult who doesn’t go around sticking this on things in my workplace
September 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM
If you wanna date me, you must first defeat my seven evil anime body pillow wives 🐸
September 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Y’all ever think about how some of the trad wives who tried the corporate-girly-boss-babe life really just hated working in such a corporate environment and would have flourished had they’ve been given the same strong push for trade school as uni?
September 13, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Just remember your chances of getting murked by a frog might be low, but they’re never zero. 🐸
September 7, 2024 at 3:29 AM
It’s definitely healing butter that I’m rubbing you down with. don’t question it.
September 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
You can block me but you can’t unlick my asshole 😉
September 5, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Doing gay shit with a pretty gay
September 5, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Day 42 the squash has reached the top of the tire swing and is now invading the neighbors yard
September 4, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Gay for pay!
Well. Technically, I be gay for free, but I would love to be paid while I’m at it
September 4, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Twitter is now to only be used in a derogative manner
Ect 1

Agnes: Have you tried that new restaurant up the road?

Benjamin: No, and I wouldn’t either that place is a total Twitter

Ect 2

Lizbeth: Did you get that guy’s number?

Josephine: he’s cute, but he kinda has Twitter vibes, pass.
September 3, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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twitter is lame now
September 2, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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