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Literally a seagull eating your fries
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It’s surprising that Nintendo never tried to give Mario and Luigi another brother
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
“Splat” has to be the most unhinged episode title of all time
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Everyone wants a neighborhood but no one wants to study topology…
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Wanna hear what we learned from observing eviction courts? Register for this free January event at chicagoappleseed.org/eviction-event.
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I’ll be on this panel!!!
We're only one week away from this community teach-in about the Cook County State's Attorney's policies and their impacts. Register for free at bit.ly/SATeach-in!
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A snapshot of how i’m feeling now
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s the same people begging to do those gemstone sifting activities who don’t scoop their own cat’s litter
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’ve been on such a good movie run
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Rebecca from Confessions of a Shopaholic is Carrie Bradshaw Matthew McConaughey’d for the Gossip Girl era
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
amiibo are just Webkinz for adults
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Pretrial jailing in Cook County has increased dramatically since Eileen O'Neill Burke took office last year.

Learn about the harmful policies that State's Attorney Burke has put in place & how communities are fighting back on 12/10 at Grace Place(637 S Dearborn)!

Register at: bit.ly/SATeach-in
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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UPDATE: State’s Attorney Burke announced on Friday that she is expanding this policy citywide, despite the call to end the policy from 130+ organizations and community leaders. Read our statement here: www.chicagoappleseed.org/2025/11/25/s...
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wearing a bald cap is stolen valor
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m a modern-day Paul Revere but people treat me like a modern-day Cassandra
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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We are alarmed by State’s Attorney Burke's elimination of felony review in gun possession cases.

This policy ignores decades of police misconduct, while signaling that Burke is not committed to preventing, combatting, or protecting people from misconduct.
endmoneybond.org/states-attor...
State’s Attorney’s Decision to Eliminate Felony Review of Gun Possession Charges Is Ripe for Abuse - Coalition to End Money Bond
In January 2025, the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office instituted what they call the “Felony Review Bypass Program,” which allows the Chicago Police Department to file felony charges directly for ...
endmoneybond.org
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They should be spelled garlic gnots tbh
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I want to (1) have children and (2) take them to the Crayola Factory [in that order]
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
U might not have ur hair for long, do what u want with it
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gender-neutral shingles just dropped
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The sexy is political
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
You know who really cutwater? Moses.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m accidentally serving bisexual trade rn idk what to do
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I think this might be a hot take but I ride hard for millennials. They’re earnest!
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“Birds” and “fish” are valid answers to being asked your favorite animal but “mammals” and “reptiles” aren’t…makes you think…
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The way every season is bad for your skin
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM