Two weeks in and we have California itching to secede, Denmark planning to withhold Ozempic and LEGO from export to the US because of this resurrected Greenland nonsense, and a handful of little shits running a coup for the world’s densest man. Masterful second term thus far.

I will NEVER understand how anyone in Congress could be remotely intimidated by these unfuckable goons that latch on to Trump, himself being about as intimidating as a soggy hoagie. Oh, if you put up a fuss and then lose your seat you might just have to fall back on your millions? Grow the fuck up.

If the US federal govt has no problem taking away or impacting the livelihoods of I don’t know how many people with this TikTok ban, then they could surely do the same thing to reform and restructure the healthcare system. They just don’t want to lose the lobbying money. They don’t care about you.

Been hearing ol’ Nosferatu hangs dong in this version.

Having a birthday between Christmas and NYE/Day is second only to Leap Year babies in feeling invisible or nonexistent to those outside of that birth zone.