Jesus gets the one-liners.
The beatitudes delivered post violence will make it an Easter tradition.

If it doesn't work the first few times, it's likely the wrong one got tossed in. Perseverance needed to be absolutely sure.
There's probably enough to go one per volcano, too.

Largely facile opinions that, although seemingly fixed in adolescence, change with the prejudice and fear being promoted through media in any given season.
Cognitive dissonance vs. Hegelian dialectics.
Both can be avoided if you change the subject often and rapidly.

I have new towels on the way as a gift, yet hadn't made this connection until now.