Dragon’s Attempts at Humor
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Dragon’s Attempts at Humor
@a-fricken-chicken.bsky.social
audhd nerd and fun-fact vending machine

This is a side account I made just to post random jokes and thoughts, since it didn’t really fit in on my main
one must imagine the itsy-bitsy spider happy
August 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’ve invented a new type of time travel. It’s called ADHD and it means you’re surprised every single time you check the clock
May 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When I say “past hyperfixations” what I really mean is “sleeper agents ready to come back at full force the the moment I think about them for more than five seconds”
March 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I like to pretend I’m interesting but my favorite drink is literally water
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I feel bad for meteorologists in New England. It’s probably just a bunch of wild guessing
March 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m pretty decent at improvisational acting given that I’m terrible at lying on the spot, which is, yknow, the main point of improv
March 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Why did the chicken cross the road?” is the Sigmund Freud of jokes.

- considered the original
- not really that good
- inspired people to do better
- still referenced but never unironically
March 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM