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Did you know that the average trans person buys 28 Blahajs a day, there's a huge outliner, Miss. Blahajlover 1shorkfan, a Californian trans woman that buys around 7 million of them a day.
January 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In Sweden, there's a saying that goes "failed to connect to translate.google.com ERR_SSL_CERT_BAD", which means that with great courage you can overcome anything, so why not come buy and then build some furniture??
January 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Meow :3

"Meow :3" means "Hello" in Swedish
January 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
IKEA new year resolutions 2025:

- Make stores femboy accessible
- Sell estrogen meatballs
- Ethically source our catboys
- New Blahaj models
January 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In Sweden it is tradition to gather all your Blåhajs and set off fireworks to welcome the new year.

So go buy some Blåhajs
December 31, 2024 at 3:11 PM
This is true btw
December 19, 2024 at 9:17 AM
HrT that turns you into a Blåhaj
December 3, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Thinking about adopting the slogan "IKEA. Transing twinks since 2014" what do y'all think?
December 2, 2024 at 4:34 PM
If I ever get a Cease and Desist from IKEA that means everything I post is true.
November 30, 2024 at 6:37 PM
We have added the "Bottom 🥺" language on our self-checkout POS across all stores. This affects the receipt, the assistance menu and the POS itself .
November 29, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Party rockers in the IKEA tonight
November 27, 2024 at 8:26 PM
The secret ingredient for our meatballs is love... And a huge quantity of estrogen.
November 27, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Literally unacceptable. Blocking the whole [redacted] instance from federation with us.
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Ohio Skibidi Blåhaj rizz sigma
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Blåhajless Blåhaj
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM