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Wouldn’t be surprised if the name “Debt” became one of the most popular names since that’s what you get for having a baby in America #debt #makingbabies
June 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I might not have a DnD group, but I do have a 4 year old who loves it when I do different voices for the Cat in the Hat 😅

#dnd #roleplay #ttrpg
April 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Can’t help but imagine all the Pharaohs that had weapons buried with them for the afterlife, slinging hard in the afterlife and their shit disappearing due to archeologists taking them out of their tombs #graverobbing
March 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Anyone else watching the Oscars solely because Conan is hosting?? #oscars
March 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
🎶it’s not unusual to have measles anymore. It’s not unusual to have polio at your door🎶 #measlesoutbreak #rfk
February 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reasons why cats are retired dragons:
•Sleep all day and night
•Keep treasure hidden
•Teeth
•Like to hunt
•Territorial
•Moody tail
•Airplane ears
•Dragon face

#dragoncats #cats
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Reposted by Jess 💋
One thing before tomorrow:

Use your local libraries.

Get your card.

Borrow books, manga, films, audios, ebooks.

Recommend titles for purchase (usually online).

Attend promoted activities.

Fill out those "How are we doing?" questionnaires.

Tell your kids that libraries are good.

They are.

📚
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just a helpful infographic for those out there unsure about what Elon did #wearefucked #naziamerica #inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Tonight’s dinner

#food #scallops #youwansum
December 11, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Been telling everyone we pay $1200 a month just for health insurance for me, my husband and my child. Everyone in Canada is astounded - everyone in America isn’t surprised. Let’s goooooo #reformhealthcare #medicaidforall
December 6, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Me watching the #NYPD actually work when some rich fuck gets killed
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 5:15 AM