I've sent this link to probably a dozen people over the years

Y'all are a bunch of complainers, this is a solid lineup

After articles getting progressively more bland and never breaking any news, this was the piece that finally got me to pull the trigger on cancelling yesterday.

Nor avocado

Todd Bonzalez

They were pretty nice apartments TBH, but like living in an Olive Garden

I applaud and admire their integrity, they've worked a long time at DOJ when they could have made much more over the last decade in private practice

Great new(ish) venue! Just the right size and not too hard to get to

Great venue! Just the right size

Later in that profile someone praises his ability to "idle in neutral"

New Yorker had a good profile on him a few weeks ago that captured this:

This is contrary to my cooking approach of always trying to use the smallest pan possible, for no good reason, and always regretting my choice.

And talking so fast! And with so many visual Wes Anderson-isms that don't seem to add to the story! It's like listening to someone read the story at 3x speed while flinging construction paper around. I loved the short story.

JPD!