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99% Goblins
@99percentgoblins.bsky.social
RPG podcast with hijinks, merriment, and dramaaaaa
Welcome to Haus House ✨ - the inn and tavern known for its ghost bartender, market day specials, and excessive port selection. Join us for a drink and a song! Scales the Bard performs most nights.

#DNDTavern #RPGPodcast #DNDMaps
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You enter a magic shop. Roll a d20 to see if you leave with the item you came for, or if you are now the proud owner of 23 cursed candy bars and a kazoo. (They looked so good though, and you were so hungry. The candy bars, that is. You’re probably not hungry enough to eat the kazoo.)

#goblins #DND
August 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Meet the characters! Quallo Karmine: A 6’4” hobgoblin with a heart of gold he may have traded for an old clock in the Fey Wild, Quallo’s interests include bribes, taking care of old people, and teaching his friends how to be better criminals.

#hobgoblins #DND #feyWild
July 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Meet the characters! Lady Wakridge Oad: A human from a rich and noble household, Wak’s interests include illegal magic, expensive port 🍷, and flirting with the very cute local baker lady who is definitely married.

#warlock #dnd #goblins
July 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Meet the characters! Grammir Vov: A dwarf with a past riddled with failed internships and a name no one bothers to pronounce correctly, Grammir’s interests include plants, plants, and more plants (but never animals because what druid would be caught dead befriending animals?)

#druid #dnd #goblins
July 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
a clip from chapter 12 where we ask the hard-hitting questions

#goblins #druids #dnd
July 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM