prior to just now i always had a time telling sabrina carpenter and sydney sweeney apart... that is no longer the case.

ugh, of course she’s one of those who start decorating before thanksgiving 🙄

watch out, kristi! hakeem’s next step is to craft a firmly worded letter. he graduated from the schumer school of politics, do(n’t) underestimate him!

when the worst person you could ever imagine says that T does not have one genuinely decent cell in his body… that’s one hell of an aspersion tho

it’s crazy how they behave when they know they’re actively being listened to by the public

she’s trying to make fetch happen

“thank you for all that you do for us, president trump!” says the 58-year old MAGA lady working the supermarket cash register for $10.50/hr.

right - because a bot would choose a character from an obscure nickelodeon tv show as their profile pic and respond to you two days later lmaoo

peep their page & consider that this is who you’re interacting with brother