Elliot
@8lliot.bsky.social
Some guy in tech clinging to the idea that it might make the world marginally less 💩 one day. Results pending.
#NUFC fan.
#NUFC fan.
The big 30 today. #NUFC having a very different start to a decade this year.
Looking back to entering my 20s I'm reminded of John Carver, Trippier with the opposition, and a goalkeeping crisis that led to us shipping 3 at home to Burnley.
Existential, all round.
Looking back to entering my 20s I'm reminded of John Carver, Trippier with the opposition, and a goalkeeping crisis that led to us shipping 3 at home to Burnley.
Existential, all round.
February 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The big 30 today. #NUFC having a very different start to a decade this year.
Looking back to entering my 20s I'm reminded of John Carver, Trippier with the opposition, and a goalkeeping crisis that led to us shipping 3 at home to Burnley.
Existential, all round.
Looking back to entering my 20s I'm reminded of John Carver, Trippier with the opposition, and a goalkeeping crisis that led to us shipping 3 at home to Burnley.
Existential, all round.
Can I get a J Murphy - signed a jubilant, hungover NUFC fan.
February 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Can I get a J Murphy - signed a jubilant, hungover NUFC fan.
Took a picture of this dog on my commute. If the first week back at work had a face.
January 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Took a picture of this dog on my commute. If the first week back at work had a face.
Tell me ma. AnThierry Gordon. 6 on the trot. 1/2. Dreamland. Oh Martin Dúbravka.
January 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Tell me ma. AnThierry Gordon. 6 on the trot. 1/2. Dreamland. Oh Martin Dúbravka.
It's #NUFC matchday. Here's a throwback to the Peter Løvenkrands' screamer that ended Van der Sar's 1,311 min clean sheet streak in 2009
Bonus: Fergie watches on. (Don't brag too much because we still lost. Obviously.)
Bonus: Fergie watches on. (Don't brag too much because we still lost. Obviously.)
December 30, 2024 at 9:01 AM
It's #NUFC matchday. Here's a throwback to the Peter Løvenkrands' screamer that ended Van der Sar's 1,311 min clean sheet streak in 2009
Bonus: Fergie watches on. (Don't brag too much because we still lost. Obviously.)
Bonus: Fergie watches on. (Don't brag too much because we still lost. Obviously.)
Paddington in Peru™ gets altitude sickness and has one too many conversations about Nobby (the player and trumpeter).
December 24, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Paddington in Peru™ gets altitude sickness and has one too many conversations about Nobby (the player and trumpeter).
Miss today's #NUFC game? New feed just dropped so you can catch up on all the matchday action.
Link: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Link: bsky.app/profile/did:...
December 18, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Miss today's #NUFC game? New feed just dropped so you can catch up on all the matchday action.
Link: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Link: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Juanito bar, Lima. Built in 1905. £1 pints. Owner supposedly knows Nobby. Said something about him managing in the mountains. Could've been the beer.
November 23, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Juanito bar, Lima. Built in 1905. £1 pints. Owner supposedly knows Nobby. Said something about him managing in the mountains. Could've been the beer.
Carroll now has 3 in 2 after scoring a brace on his debut.
He's just added another here at Olympique Saumur FC:
He's just added another here at Olympique Saumur FC:
October 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Carroll now has 3 in 2 after scoring a brace on his debut.
He's just added another here at Olympique Saumur FC:
He's just added another here at Olympique Saumur FC:
OFFICIAL: Bordeaux sign Andy Carroll on the free-est of freebies.
A weird one for me personally as I was studying in Bordeaux on that fateful 2011 deadline day when #NUFC sold him. First genuine heartbreak over a transfer. Sulked for weeks.
Is it redemption time 13 years later?
A weird one for me personally as I was studying in Bordeaux on that fateful 2011 deadline day when #NUFC sold him. First genuine heartbreak over a transfer. Sulked for weeks.
Is it redemption time 13 years later?
September 18, 2024 at 11:57 AM
OFFICIAL: Bordeaux sign Andy Carroll on the free-est of freebies.
A weird one for me personally as I was studying in Bordeaux on that fateful 2011 deadline day when #NUFC sold him. First genuine heartbreak over a transfer. Sulked for weeks.
Is it redemption time 13 years later?
A weird one for me personally as I was studying in Bordeaux on that fateful 2011 deadline day when #NUFC sold him. First genuine heartbreak over a transfer. Sulked for weeks.
Is it redemption time 13 years later?
First two games finally roll around and manager-less, heck staff-less, Bordeaux have to declare forfeit. Twice.
Look how weird the table looks:
Look how weird the table looks:
August 31, 2024 at 5:20 PM
First two games finally roll around and manager-less, heck staff-less, Bordeaux have to declare forfeit. Twice.
Look how weird the table looks:
Look how weird the table looks:
Sunday throwback. #NUFC dismantle Norwich at Carrow Road.
Game ends. Players walk off. Joelinton comes back out by himself. Cue 10 of my favorite mins from the past few seasons.
Game ends. Players walk off. Joelinton comes back out by himself. Cue 10 of my favorite mins from the past few seasons.
August 11, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Sunday throwback. #NUFC dismantle Norwich at Carrow Road.
Game ends. Players walk off. Joelinton comes back out by himself. Cue 10 of my favorite mins from the past few seasons.
Game ends. Players walk off. Joelinton comes back out by himself. Cue 10 of my favorite mins from the past few seasons.