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Kerry 🇵🇸
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I post about the Blue Jays and Leafs mostly.
Most of my views are Libertarian Socialist.
He/him
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The good thing about being an anarchist is you don't have to preface hockey opinions with "I would never wish violence on anyone"
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How we do elf on the shelf:
Would it be cute if he was in his lego house

How influencers do elf on the shelf:
What if we make it kill grandma
December 10, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Every time I see a world series highlights reel come up I feel like digging my eyes out of my head with steel wool

The Bichette homerun is like when you think the fellowship is about to escape right before Gandalf bites it
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Woll for Mcdavid solves everyone's problems no?
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What can you say about these leafs besides yawning and not watching any more

Complete empty shell of a team with no leadership or identity
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I SAID MAAAAYYYBBBEEEEE
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
me n the homies out here not watchin this
The first four episodes of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ Season 5 are now streaming on Netflix.

See which other shows just got added to Netflix: bit.ly/FlixNov25
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Dylan Cease
Kevin Gausman
Shane Bieber
Trey Yesavage
José Berríos

The #BlueJays' rotation is a juggernaut.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My favourite part of the holidays is when an extended family member spends 12 seconds with your child and then offers an unsolicited psychological diagnosis of them based on no medical training or education.

Thanks but maybe focus on your own disaster of a life first
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The basketball scene. The awkward pause while Bjorn is sitting in the spot that exploded before. The ending was perfect and me want to smoke cigarettes again.

One question, do actors take a huge pay cut for Wes Anderson films because how did he get everybody and their uncle to have a part in this
Well this movie was just wonderful
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Well this movie was just wonderful
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don't know how any of these stats work but it's nice to see the worst-played defense ever and then see this and just be like "yup"
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Toronto Maple Leafs on 2025-11-22

#LeafsForever
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Too many men penalties will never not be hilarious

Like.... imagine that happening in baseball. "Yeah we tried to have 2 people pitch at once but they caught us"
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
On second thought can it not
The road trip starts tonight
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Domi is not good
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Was going to post something about Benoit but I see that math has done that for me already
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Toronto Maple Leafs on 2025-11-18

#LeafsForever
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I hope the afterlife for Bill Maher is just him experiencing the dead silence after this joke for eternity
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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William Nylander wins it with an absolute beauty 🚨
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Wooooow what a finish
JT + Willy ❤️❤️
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What the fuck is happening with this team
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is there an inverse Godwin's law at this point? If, in 2025, someone brings up Godwin's law during a legitimate discussion on the rise of fascism then they are probably a fucking moron?

Yes calling each other nazis in mundane situations is silly. Calling a nazi a nazi is fine actually
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fire

Someone

This

Team

Is

Ass
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That power play just gave me upper body injury
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can there be a movie just about Sensei
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Holy fuck was this movie made for me specifically in a lab
Now watching (finally)
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM