I blocked this list of a billion of trump people and lost not a single follower, so thats nice

keep each other safe. we fight for a new day together

chat i miss my girlfriend (i saw them last night)

i should watch terror in resonance

really sucks that my schedule only allows for therapy once a week bc im reaching the point where twice a week would probably be very beneficial for me

so like, does x still own the trademark for twitter? because if not bluesky has the option to do the single funniest thing of all time

in hindsight i have to wonder why the fuck was "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" a meme. like that's just a sentence from a bio textbook. its not even a funny sentence its literally just a descriptor of what a mitochondria is what the fuck

everything's going to be okay

trapezoid sounds like a slur for trapeze artists

so, wait, hold on, if you're not supposed to use q-tips to clean your ears, then what ARE you supposed to clean them with?? and what the fuck are you supposed to use q-tips for???

the snapcube sonic fandubs are fascinating to me because, like, i've seen them so many times that they don't really make me laugh that much anymore, but i still think they're undeniably funny. i can't tell you the last time i laughed at pissing on the moon, but like, it's still a very good bit.

wait can you not post videos on here
what the fuck

imma start recycling some of my bits from twitter here now that they're more likely to actually be seen

boneraiser minions is a neat little game. definitely takes a lot of cues from vampire survivors, but i like that game, so that gets it points from me. and you play as a little purple necromancer dude, he just like me fr

i have the opportunity to become a full fledged poster here. my time has come

this site is automatically 500% better than twitter because my posts consistently get likes, this is exactly what my ego needs

we made it folks. we did it