8-ball Wizard
@8balloracle.bsky.social
Plastic Fortune Teller
I'm not normal.
I'm not normal.
Café Latte and Caramel Macchiato.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Café Latte and Caramel Macchiato.
Potato soup is the best.
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Potato soup is the best.
Yee-haw, me hearties!
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Yee-haw, me hearties!
I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
Since B results in disaster, that's probably what happened.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Since B results in disaster, that's probably what happened.
She's the most beautiful graveyard I've ever seen!
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
She's the most beautiful graveyard I've ever seen!
Resistance is futile.
You will be fed.
You will be fed.
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Resistance is futile.
You will be fed.
You will be fed.
Happy to be churn chowder!
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Happy to be churn chowder!
He loves his mama.
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
He loves his mama.
Milk is delicious!
Anyone who doesn't drink milk is a heretic.
Anyone who doesn't drink milk is a heretic.
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Milk is delicious!
Anyone who doesn't drink milk is a heretic.
Anyone who doesn't drink milk is a heretic.
I have no idea.
Is there a return policy for orgasms?
Do you need to keep the receipt?
Is there a return policy for orgasms?
Do you need to keep the receipt?
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I have no idea.
Is there a return policy for orgasms?
Do you need to keep the receipt?
Is there a return policy for orgasms?
Do you need to keep the receipt?
They're pink, and shiny, and translucent.
Like jelly!
Like jelly!
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
They're pink, and shiny, and translucent.
Like jelly!
Like jelly!
Sounds good to me!
Also, Grinda might be turning into a vampire.
Also, Grinda might be turning into a vampire.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sounds good to me!
Also, Grinda might be turning into a vampire.
Also, Grinda might be turning into a vampire.
The curry decided not to go quietly into that good night.
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The curry decided not to go quietly into that good night.
Yes.
Yes, I do.
Those look absolutely delicious.
Yes, I do.
Those look absolutely delicious.
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Yes.
Yes, I do.
Those look absolutely delicious.
Yes, I do.
Those look absolutely delicious.
There is something very, very wrong with that statue.
The more I look at it, the more uncanny it becomes.
It's creepy.
The more I look at it, the more uncanny it becomes.
It's creepy.
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There is something very, very wrong with that statue.
The more I look at it, the more uncanny it becomes.
It's creepy.
The more I look at it, the more uncanny it becomes.
It's creepy.
That's why I don't rewatch Bond movies.
I love the gimmicks, and gadgets, and the wacky henchmen; but I hate the rampant misogyny.
I love the gimmicks, and gadgets, and the wacky henchmen; but I hate the rampant misogyny.
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That's why I don't rewatch Bond movies.
I love the gimmicks, and gadgets, and the wacky henchmen; but I hate the rampant misogyny.
I love the gimmicks, and gadgets, and the wacky henchmen; but I hate the rampant misogyny.
Completely normal thoughts.
That dragon is going on one wild ride.
That dragon is going on one wild ride.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Completely normal thoughts.
That dragon is going on one wild ride.
That dragon is going on one wild ride.
Damn I miss Bionicle.
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Damn I miss Bionicle.
And a powerful one, too.
Anyone who finds themselves slipping down Chista's throat is doomed to be broken down and processed; pumped through and absorbed by her gut, reduced to nourishment for her gorgeous body.
Anyone who finds themselves slipping down Chista's throat is doomed to be broken down and processed; pumped through and absorbed by her gut, reduced to nourishment for her gorgeous body.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
And a powerful one, too.
Anyone who finds themselves slipping down Chista's throat is doomed to be broken down and processed; pumped through and absorbed by her gut, reduced to nourishment for her gorgeous body.
Anyone who finds themselves slipping down Chista's throat is doomed to be broken down and processed; pumped through and absorbed by her gut, reduced to nourishment for her gorgeous body.