Part 2 of my turn with a “Things My Wife Says” @lunabroadwayvt.bsky.social

Last night when we’re going to bed:

Me: *looks at phone to see why it buzzed*
Luna: “Why is the power of the sun in the palm of your fucking hand rn”
Me: *starts dying of laughter*

So was I when I said all the ones you have hahaha

It’s MY turn with a “Things My Wife Says” @lunabroadwayvt.bsky.social

Luna: “Do you feel my heartbeat?”
Me: “No. 😨” (obviously joking)
Luna: “That’s because I was never alive to begin with~! Wub-wub-wub~ (to the tone of “oOoOoO~”)”
Me: “😑 I’m skeeting that.”
Luna: “NO WAIT—“

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