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80lbgermanshepherd.bsky.social
@80lbgermanshepherd.bsky.social
Just your average 80lb German Shepard

he/him
An alternate history of the civil war where the Union has a spy who's sole job is to cuck Jefferson Davis
April 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
@thatdoll.online where do I subscribe
April 3, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Oh look, it's a 3080ti
March 1, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Sitting in a restaurant, the man next to me just ordered "a coffee please, to drink".

What else would he use it for, if not drinking? Very confused.
February 1, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Reposted
@80lbgermanshepherd.bsky.social is celebrating christmas the way all cis people should - by giving a trans woman $200
😎👉👉
December 24, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Can confirm
before bluesky i used to just say this shit to the people around me
December 17, 2023 at 6:17 PM
This isn't even a riff, just an actual literal fact
my lawyer keeps a full size pineapple costume in the back seat of his car
November 8, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Alright we good now
October 12, 2023 at 10:44 AM
Guys I took too much ketamine
October 12, 2023 at 10:17 AM
SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR
October 5, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Boy Dinner
October 5, 2023 at 12:17 AM
I am rated D for Dog
my cock is rated C for Cute
October 4, 2023 at 10:39 PM
This shoe tastes like a shoe
October 4, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Can someone take me on a walk?
October 4, 2023 at 9:49 PM