I have never found identity in my career. Those things don’t make me “proud” of myself. But stopping the DVR during a commercial and asking “How many Americans know where this is?” I’ll admit did make me proud.

It’s more fun if you don’t get your hopes up. But still, GO BIG RED.

Among the rage and sadness around us, my wife made her first apple pie of the season. It helped.

I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.

Matt Gaetz as AG. We are not a serious country.

I feel like corn dogs deserve a second chance.