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Melanie Hagen
@801melanie.bsky.social
Neurodivergently queer | Mom | Lifecycle Marketing Technologist
Can someone make an AI that can accommodate the things my neurospicy brain REFUSES to do? I want to sync my work and personal calendars to an AI assistant and give it my doctors’ (and dentist’s and lawyer’s) info, and have it call whomever I need an appointment with and just tell me when to show up.
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When someday the United States is rebuilt, what laws (or even constitutional amendments) need to be enacted to protect us from the next dictator?
July 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Remember that time that an American President lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction just so that he could start a war. We’d never let that happen again, right??
June 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
No Kings Day should be a national holiday from now on. I can think of no more appropriate way to commemorate his birthday.
June 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What did they think was happening in there, reading children’s books?
20 police raided a gay bar for a "compliance check." Then the patrons did something surprising. - LGBTQ Nation
QBurgh described the moment as one of "resistance, solidarity, and improvisational beauty"
www.lgbtqnation.com
May 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Spending more time at Tesla isn’t the answer. Stepping down as CEO is the only chance the $TSLA brand can be salvaged now.

But by all means, get out of American politics, too.
Musk stepping back from government work amid plummeting Tesla sales
Elon Musk said in an earnings call Tuesday that he will turn more of his attention to Tesla starting next month.
www.politico.com
April 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Have you ever heard the phrase, “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it”? There’s a reason people say it—so that women’s rights aren’t set back over 100 years. apple.news/AtaPzmS_aQ3K...
House passes bill requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections — NBC News
Four Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, which the Senate will need to pass before it heads to Trump's desk for his signature.
apple.news
April 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by Melanie Hagen
Finding out that Obama joined Bluesky from Flavor Flav is my favorite thing that’s happened today😊❤️
March 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The cuts to U.S.A.I.D. are an act of eugenics. That was my first reaction when I heard of them in January and all I’ve learned since has only reinforced my opinion. Children have died already.
March 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
$50 says there was no cyberattack and this will either be used as an excuse to deny aid to Ukraine or as an excuse to commit war crimes.
Multiple outages at X caused by ‘massive cyberattack,’ Musk claims
Scale of attack suggests role of a country or "coordinated group," Musk claimed.
abcnews.go.com
March 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I clicked this thinking not even I would replace “mother” with “inseminated person” (“pregnant person,” sure). However, it makes perfect sense in the context of artificial insemination with donor sperm. ESPECIALLY the replacement of “father” without which excludes families like mine.
'Inseminated person' vs. 'mother'? Dems keep proving they've lost common sense | Opinion
Swapping the word 'mother' for 'inseminated person' seems to prove that Democrats like Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers learned nothing from the election.
www.usatoday.com
March 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
With the backdrop of mass deportations, the US is now importing violent Mexicans. Interesting choice.
Mexico Extradites 29 Jailed Drug Bosses to U.S., Including Killer of DEA Agent
Drug lord Rafael Caro Quintero has long been wanted by the DEA for killing of agent Enrique “Kiki” Camarena in 1985.
www.wsj.com
February 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM