Emperor of Fools
7foolsfool.bsky.social
Emperor of Fools
@7foolsfool.bsky.social
He/Him
Portuguese bi man.
Level 20 (8 in Sage, 2 in Gold Wizard, 4 in Jester, 6 in Knight)

I need cocaine but like… the healthy version.

Don’t tell me to work I’ll cry.
I genuinely believe that men that think giving birth is no issue do not actually comprehend the concept of giving birth.

Like the person is GROWING A WHOLE DIFFERENT BEING MADE FROM THEIR AND SOMEONE ELSE’S GENETIC CODE INSIDE THEM. THAT FEEDS ON THEIR NUTRIENTS.

THAT SHIT IS TERRIFYING.
December 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Mfs will say “I’d love to learn eldritch secrets”

Bro you can’t even handle knowing how a woman works, Cthulhu would break you.
December 14, 2024 at 11:41 AM
“Women are hard to undertand🥺”

Correct but incomplete statement, people in general are hard to understand.

No seriously can you all start acting logically. ‘People act according to their own inner being’. Ok and I don’t like it when you act in a way I wasn’t expecting, Thank you for listening.
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Have you ever stood in your bathroom smiling as you make plans with your friend to either reconquer Constantinople or go out this weekend and realize that maybe shit’s gonna be alright?
January 26, 2024 at 7:23 PM
As I stare at the ceiling, completely uninspired to finish writing this hellish essay due tomorrow, me and my brain convince each other that I will have energy to finish it in the morning like I won’t feel the exact same way, and it is this heavily deranged logic that keeps me holding to hope.
November 28, 2023 at 11:49 PM