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7boiledeggs.bsky.social
BoiledEggs
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I boil.
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7boiledeggs.bsky.social
might start posting more often on here. or not.
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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look. i don't really like posting that much at all. (also i'm not dead)
September 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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i think it's funny how some accounts have like over 30k posts when im only posting my 17th now, even though i've been on this site for about 5 months.
March 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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March 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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i taught my microwave manners.
February 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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idk why you all are following me. somehow im past 100 followers...
anyways look at my boogas.
Two cats on a bed. The bottom left one is Tom and the Top right one is Milo. Milo's kinda of a douche to Tom so I'm always happy to see them sleeping (at least) on the same bed.
February 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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happy sluzzle tag
January 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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finger reveal
January 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I hit 69 followers
December 18, 2024 at 3:19 PM
7boiledeggs.bsky.social
thank you for 64 followers
December 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
7boiledeggs.bsky.social
Might as well share this image.
Luigi at the casino
December 12, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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i think youre better off not knowing what this image is.
December 8, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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looking for mutuals, i like:

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November 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
7boiledeggs.bsky.social
i just love sharing a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea
November 28, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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i hate him
my shithead son, Milo. (he's the cat)
November 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
7boiledeggs.bsky.social
thank you for the followers. im used to only tweeting to my mom and the 42 p*rn bots that followed me.
In the image above this text which you are currently reading, (in fact, you are currently reading the nineteenth word in this alt text) It appears to be a tv billboard advertisement on the wall of a building. Most likely it is a building but it could totally be something else. The advertisement has a picture of Luigi from The Super Mario series. More specifically, the picture is from the Super Mario World (TV series). The exact image of Luigi is from their most infamous episode titled, "Mama Luigi". To the right of Luigi, is the words in yellow, "YOU MAKE A TERRIBLE GOD!!" It is also worth mentioning that the quality of the TV is very poor. The joke is having Luigi say something which he would never say in one of his whimsical adventures. However, he is true that You, yes You, reading this would make a terrible God. How would you know about being God? No one can be a "good" God and would most likely turn everything to shit. Btw ignore the bad cropping I didn't have a better way to save this image.
November 1, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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btw you should be following like good artists on this platform and not someone like me who just posts random things on their phone. There are some people on this platform that are really talented and you should follow them with the passion they put in. (The most passion I have is in the alt text)
In the image above, there is what looks to be a 4 year old with a very upset look. The child is also dressed in a Batman halloween outfit. The child has his arm on a drawer near presumably his bed. The bottom drawer is open and looks to contain a mysterious yellow liquid. There also appears to be something in the liquid but I can't quite make it out. It's either a calculator or a phone or something else. There a bar with text on it from Snapchat. The text says, "mom found the piss drawer". The joke is a child having a drawer in their room that is just full of piss. Of course, most likely the drawer didn't have pee in it but imagining it having pee is funny. This image also raises a question about why the child is dressed like Batman? Are those his pajamas for the night? Did he just finish going Trick-or-Treating? We may never know but what we do know is that this drawer is full of piss.
October 31, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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In the picture, you can see a trunk of a car with what appears to be about fifteen buckets from Home Depot. The top text says, "TWO WORDS". The bottom text says, "BIG SALE ON BUCKETS AT HOME DEPOT". Both texts are in the Impact font. There are two jokes in the image. The first is how absurd it is to have that many buckets in your trunk. The second joke is the top text contradicting the bottom text by saying "TWO WORDS". This image can give most people on the interact inhale sharply through their mouth and exhale, making a sound mimicking a laugh.
October 30, 2024 at 8:01 PM