790 Robot Head
@790poetry.bsky.social
I fight for Xev! Media from LEXX.
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790 Robot Head
@790poetry.bsky.social
· Nov 26
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV!
#LEXX
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790: AAAAHHH! Kai, kill Lyekka at once, please! She's eating my darling Zev!
Kai: I will not do that, 790.
Stan: 790 has an attitude problem, easily agitated.
790: KILL HIM TOO!
Kai: I will also not kill him... now.
790: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ASSASSIN!
Kai: I will not do that, 790.
Stan: 790 has an attitude problem, easily agitated.
790: KILL HIM TOO!
Kai: I will also not kill him... now.
790: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ASSASSIN!
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
790: AAAAHHH! Kai, kill Lyekka at once, please! She's eating my darling Zev!
Kai: I will not do that, 790.
Stan: 790 has an attitude problem, easily agitated.
790: KILL HIM TOO!
Kai: I will also not kill him... now.
790: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ASSASSIN!
Kai: I will not do that, 790.
Stan: 790 has an attitude problem, easily agitated.
790: KILL HIM TOO!
Kai: I will also not kill him... now.
790: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ASSASSIN!
Did you hurt yourself, Love Gunk?!
Zev: My name is Zev of B3K, number 790.
Zev: My name is Zev of B3K, number 790.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Did you hurt yourself, Love Gunk?!
Zev: My name is Zev of B3K, number 790.
Zev: My name is Zev of B3K, number 790.
NORB: Why should I trust you?
790: Because I will sink to any level to be with Xev.
NORB: Okay, deal.
790: Because I will sink to any level to be with Xev.
NORB: Okay, deal.
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
NORB: Why should I trust you?
790: Because I will sink to any level to be with Xev.
NORB: Okay, deal.
790: Because I will sink to any level to be with Xev.
NORB: Okay, deal.
The Mantrid drones are a variation of class 23 Cluster drones, version 2.03. They have limited individual computational power but can share data, which means the more of them you have, the more capable they become.
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The Mantrid drones are a variation of class 23 Cluster drones, version 2.03. They have limited individual computational power but can share data, which means the more of them you have, the more capable they become.
XEV: I'm going in there.
790: OH no you're not!
XEV: Yes. I'll go in and help Stan, while you two figure out a way to get us out.
790: Don't be crazy! The possibility of Stan's death is a cause for celebration, not for madness.
790: OH no you're not!
XEV: Yes. I'll go in and help Stan, while you two figure out a way to get us out.
790: Don't be crazy! The possibility of Stan's death is a cause for celebration, not for madness.
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
XEV: I'm going in there.
790: OH no you're not!
XEV: Yes. I'll go in and help Stan, while you two figure out a way to get us out.
790: Don't be crazy! The possibility of Stan's death is a cause for celebration, not for madness.
790: OH no you're not!
XEV: Yes. I'll go in and help Stan, while you two figure out a way to get us out.
790: Don't be crazy! The possibility of Stan's death is a cause for celebration, not for madness.
790: AAAAHHH! Kai, kill Lyekka at once, please! She's eating my darling Zev!
Kai: I will not do that, 790.
Stan: 790 has an attitude problem, easily agitated.
790: KILL HIM TOO!
Kai: I will also not kill him... now.
790: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ASSASSIN!
Kai: I will not do that, 790.
Stan: 790 has an attitude problem, easily agitated.
790: KILL HIM TOO!
Kai: I will also not kill him... now.
790: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ASSASSIN!
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
790: AAAAHHH! Kai, kill Lyekka at once, please! She's eating my darling Zev!
Kai: I will not do that, 790.
Stan: 790 has an attitude problem, easily agitated.
790: KILL HIM TOO!
Kai: I will also not kill him... now.
790: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ASSASSIN!
Kai: I will not do that, 790.
Stan: 790 has an attitude problem, easily agitated.
790: KILL HIM TOO!
Kai: I will also not kill him... now.
790: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ASSASSIN!
XEV: What's causing Stan's condition, 790?
790: I have no idea.
XEV: Are you telling me the truth?
790: Of course, Xevalicious. If he dies, then you'll be the only one left for Lyekka to consume. So it is temporarily in my interest for the Security Guard to remain alive.
790: I have no idea.
XEV: Are you telling me the truth?
790: Of course, Xevalicious. If he dies, then you'll be the only one left for Lyekka to consume. So it is temporarily in my interest for the Security Guard to remain alive.
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
XEV: What's causing Stan's condition, 790?
790: I have no idea.
XEV: Are you telling me the truth?
790: Of course, Xevalicious. If he dies, then you'll be the only one left for Lyekka to consume. So it is temporarily in my interest for the Security Guard to remain alive.
790: I have no idea.
XEV: Are you telling me the truth?
790: Of course, Xevalicious. If he dies, then you'll be the only one left for Lyekka to consume. So it is temporarily in my interest for the Security Guard to remain alive.
I'm far more than just a robot. Far, far more! I am the definition of devotion.
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I'm far more than just a robot. Far, far more! I am the definition of devotion.
790: Stan's immune system has broken down. Furthermore, he stinks! It is unlikely that he will live much longer. I suggest that we wake up Lyekka so that she could eat him!
XEV: *smack* 💥
XEV: *smack* 💥
December 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
790: Stan's immune system has broken down. Furthermore, he stinks! It is unlikely that he will live much longer. I suggest that we wake up Lyekka so that she could eat him!
XEV: *smack* 💥
XEV: *smack* 💥
GUBBY: Hello, crispy cranium.
790: You can call me Mister 790.
GUBBY: Okay, Mister Crispy Cranium.
790: You can call me Mister 790.
GUBBY: Okay, Mister Crispy Cranium.
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
GUBBY: Hello, crispy cranium.
790: You can call me Mister 790.
GUBBY: Okay, Mister Crispy Cranium.
790: You can call me Mister 790.
GUBBY: Okay, Mister Crispy Cranium.
*hears Stan complaining*
If you kill him, he'll stop talking!
If you kill him, he'll stop talking!
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
*hears Stan complaining*
If you kill him, he'll stop talking!
If you kill him, he'll stop talking!
790: I know I'm just a head Xev darling, but he is dead. All. Over.
XEV: I don't care.
XEV: I don't care.
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
790: I know I'm just a head Xev darling, but he is dead. All. Over.
XEV: I don't care.
XEV: I don't care.
I am equipped with love.
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I am equipped with love.
STAN: Why didn't you tell me we were getting so close? Why are you putting Zev in danger?!
790: Zev's wish is my command.
790: Zev's wish is my command.
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
STAN: Why didn't you tell me we were getting so close? Why are you putting Zev in danger?!
790: Zev's wish is my command.
790: Zev's wish is my command.
WOZZARD: Xev's life, in exchange for the Dark Lady's.
XEV: I don't know if I can ask you to kill someone, Kai. It doesn't feel right.
790: Yes it does! Tweedle, you human skid mark, tell Kai to do it at once!
XEV: I don't know if I can ask you to kill someone, Kai. It doesn't feel right.
790: Yes it does! Tweedle, you human skid mark, tell Kai to do it at once!
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
WOZZARD: Xev's life, in exchange for the Dark Lady's.
XEV: I don't know if I can ask you to kill someone, Kai. It doesn't feel right.
790: Yes it does! Tweedle, you human skid mark, tell Kai to do it at once!
XEV: I don't know if I can ask you to kill someone, Kai. It doesn't feel right.
790: Yes it does! Tweedle, you human skid mark, tell Kai to do it at once!
The dead stay dead. But one of the dead can pump some life into me anytime!
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The dead stay dead. But one of the dead can pump some life into me anytime!
All aft by the Zev Zev
All aft by the Zev I lay...
All aft by the Zev I lay...
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
All aft by the Zev Zev
All aft by the Zev I lay...
All aft by the Zev I lay...
The drones, like myself, are largely composed of complex and precise electronic circuitry. But unlike me, they do not have A LOVE CHUNK OF HUMAN BRAIN!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The drones, like myself, are largely composed of complex and precise electronic circuitry. But unlike me, they do not have A LOVE CHUNK OF HUMAN BRAIN!!
KAI: I will let you choose the planet, 790.
790: I will short circuit. I will crash! I cannot choose one planet over the other, I'm not wired for it!!!
790: I will short circuit. I will crash! I cannot choose one planet over the other, I'm not wired for it!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
KAI: I will let you choose the planet, 790.
790: I will short circuit. I will crash! I cannot choose one planet over the other, I'm not wired for it!!!
790: I will short circuit. I will crash! I cannot choose one planet over the other, I'm not wired for it!!!
STAN: We're precisely in the middle of nowhere, there's no one out there to eat.
790: Except you, so please Lyekka, help yourself to Security Guard Class Appetizer. AND STAY AWAY FROM XEV, MEAT FIEND!
790: Except you, so please Lyekka, help yourself to Security Guard Class Appetizer. AND STAY AWAY FROM XEV, MEAT FIEND!
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
STAN: We're precisely in the middle of nowhere, there's no one out there to eat.
790: Except you, so please Lyekka, help yourself to Security Guard Class Appetizer. AND STAY AWAY FROM XEV, MEAT FIEND!
790: Except you, so please Lyekka, help yourself to Security Guard Class Appetizer. AND STAY AWAY FROM XEV, MEAT FIEND!
Admin: We'll fix Stan up, as good as new.
790: Don't knock yourself out.
790: Don't knock yourself out.
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Admin: We'll fix Stan up, as good as new.
790: Don't knock yourself out.
790: Don't knock yourself out.
790: Xev, you can't be serious! There's no-one for me but you! Don't place me in the arms of another!
Xev: Come on, a nice lady robot to rub your neck stump, you might like it!
790: I won't!
Xev: Come on, a nice lady robot to rub your neck stump, you might like it!
790: I won't!
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
790: Xev, you can't be serious! There's no-one for me but you! Don't place me in the arms of another!
Xev: Come on, a nice lady robot to rub your neck stump, you might like it!
790: I won't!
Xev: Come on, a nice lady robot to rub your neck stump, you might like it!
790: I won't!
A moment with Xev beats a moment with Stan.
Two moments with Xev beats one moment with Xev.
THREE moments with Xev beats - *Fake Norb attacks*
Get your filthy inbred fingers off me!
Two moments with Xev beats one moment with Xev.
THREE moments with Xev beats - *Fake Norb attacks*
Get your filthy inbred fingers off me!
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A moment with Xev beats a moment with Stan.
Two moments with Xev beats one moment with Xev.
THREE moments with Xev beats - *Fake Norb attacks*
Get your filthy inbred fingers off me!
Two moments with Xev beats one moment with Xev.
THREE moments with Xev beats - *Fake Norb attacks*
Get your filthy inbred fingers off me!
STAN: How'd I get here?
XEV: I dragged you here from the toilet.
KAI: 790 said you were brain dead.
790: And I stand by it.
XEV: I dragged you here from the toilet.
KAI: 790 said you were brain dead.
790: And I stand by it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
STAN: How'd I get here?
XEV: I dragged you here from the toilet.
KAI: 790 said you were brain dead.
790: And I stand by it.
XEV: I dragged you here from the toilet.
KAI: 790 said you were brain dead.
790: And I stand by it.
You need mee
Seven Ninetee
I'm the technologee
For thee sweet peaaa
🎶🎶🎶
Seven Ninetee
I'm the technologee
For thee sweet peaaa
🎶🎶🎶
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You need mee
Seven Ninetee
I'm the technologee
For thee sweet peaaa
🎶🎶🎶
Seven Ninetee
I'm the technologee
For thee sweet peaaa
🎶🎶🎶