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Jon "Don't Follow Me" Doughe 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 💙
@76percenthuman.bsky.social
Just here hoping to be informed and/or entertained.
I don't post or even reply very often, usually just 'like'
PLEASE. DON'T. FOLLOW. ME.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT CLEARER
Seriously, I have anxiety issues.
Please, Do. Not. Follow. Me.
You WILL be blocked
Alert cancelled, he's white.
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
and EVERY. SINGLE. DEMOCRAT. wants THEM held accountable TOO.
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Alien: Take me to your leader.

Americans: OK, but if you're under 18 he WILL try to fuck you.
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dotty is adorable.
I would die for Dotty.
No questions.
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Well if THAT'S true, why were those other 'narcoterrorists' rescued and sent home?
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
She's just trying to take off the uniform...
a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with a telephone and a glass of wine
ALT: a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with a telephone and a glass of wine
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"OK guys, we just caught these three illegal immigrants crossing the border and....wait a minute, there's only two. This one's just two cows in a trenchcoat..." 🙄😜
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Nope, she's just trying to take off the uniform...
a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with a telephone and a glass of wine
ALT: a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with a telephone and a glass of wine
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Q Branch. Interior.

"Now listen closely Bond, this is your new car, it's fully armoured, has twin machine guns, a hovercraft mode and fits inside ...this codpiece."
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
FYI, having an OnlyFans account doesn't make you a 'model & actress' 😜
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
You don't mean parents can choose ANY 4 weeks in a year to take their kids out of school, like annual leave? Right?
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They have Donnie Darko? 😜
October 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Well, speaking as a child psychologist*, he is obviously expressing a deep yearning to watch 'Armor of God II - Operation Condor' 🤷

(*I'm not a child psychologist)
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Misread as "son, elmo never dies..."

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