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Crazy that it's not against the rules to dog on Will Smith during an awards show.
February 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Crazy that it's not against the rules to dog on Will Smith during an awards show.
I was dumped because apparently I do Arnold voice "too much". She took everything. At least I still have an incredible ice breaker "HI HOW ARE YOU? YA. NICE."
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I was dumped because apparently I do Arnold voice "too much". She took everything. At least I still have an incredible ice breaker "HI HOW ARE YOU? YA. NICE."
Pizza: high floor/high ceiling
Sushi: low floor/high ceiling
Karate chop to the nards: low floor/low ceiling
Sushi: low floor/high ceiling
Karate chop to the nards: low floor/low ceiling
January 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Pizza: high floor/high ceiling
Sushi: low floor/high ceiling
Karate chop to the nards: low floor/low ceiling
Sushi: low floor/high ceiling
Karate chop to the nards: low floor/low ceiling
What if it wasn't climate change and fire has just evolved. Are scientists talking about that possibility? What if the real danger is Fire 2?
January 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What if it wasn't climate change and fire has just evolved. Are scientists talking about that possibility? What if the real danger is Fire 2?
My city's sports team is better than your city's sports team. I yell at TVs in restaurants. Wait, turn the microphone back on. I like violence. No, I'm not finished. I have more interesting characteristics and original ideas to share!
January 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My city's sports team is better than your city's sports team. I yell at TVs in restaurants. Wait, turn the microphone back on. I like violence. No, I'm not finished. I have more interesting characteristics and original ideas to share!
Buzzed driving is fun driving
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Buzzed driving is fun driving
Looking down at the rival gang on the other side of the tracks yucking it up at Subway celebrating their "victory", I inform the boys "leave the scraps for the dogs, we're going to Quiznos"
January 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Looking down at the rival gang on the other side of the tracks yucking it up at Subway celebrating their "victory", I inform the boys "leave the scraps for the dogs, we're going to Quiznos"
Listen Bible, replace "God" with "Pizza" and I'm in.
January 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Listen Bible, replace "God" with "Pizza" and I'm in.
If the word "Capisce?" ever escapes someone's mouth unironically they should be instantly and fatally struck by lightning
January 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If the word "Capisce?" ever escapes someone's mouth unironically they should be instantly and fatally struck by lightning