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Everyone upon thinking they can share the headlines they read this morning by the time they get to work in these “unprecedented times”
My tea just froze on my morning walk.
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Everyone upon thinking they can share the headlines they read this morning by the time they get to work in these “unprecedented times”
Imagine how awkward the Super Bowl watch party will be at Drake’s house
They are going to swap to puppy bowl for half time for sure
They are going to swap to puppy bowl for half time for sure
February 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Imagine how awkward the Super Bowl watch party will be at Drake’s house
They are going to swap to puppy bowl for half time for sure
They are going to swap to puppy bowl for half time for sure
I still think about eating Tide Pods sometimes
January 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I still think about eating Tide Pods sometimes
Having a newborn is like having a puppy: consuming, exhausting, thankless and full of love
Having a toddler is like having a cat: my socks end up in inexplicable places, we like to cuddle for books and everything is full of love
Having a toddler is like having a cat: my socks end up in inexplicable places, we like to cuddle for books and everything is full of love
January 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Having a newborn is like having a puppy: consuming, exhausting, thankless and full of love
Having a toddler is like having a cat: my socks end up in inexplicable places, we like to cuddle for books and everything is full of love
Having a toddler is like having a cat: my socks end up in inexplicable places, we like to cuddle for books and everything is full of love
It’s almost New Years Eve. Those liminal two weeks in December when everyone in North America quietly checks to see if Larry King is alive
December 7, 2024 at 6:52 PM
It’s almost New Years Eve. Those liminal two weeks in December when everyone in North America quietly checks to see if Larry King is alive
Toddler parenthood today:
we are sick.
I’ve been wearing the same clothes for two days.
Delaying a shower to unwind with a nice cup of Neocitran and ten year old episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Not so glamorous but still a really wonderful life
we are sick.
I’ve been wearing the same clothes for two days.
Delaying a shower to unwind with a nice cup of Neocitran and ten year old episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Not so glamorous but still a really wonderful life
November 30, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Toddler parenthood today:
we are sick.
I’ve been wearing the same clothes for two days.
Delaying a shower to unwind with a nice cup of Neocitran and ten year old episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Not so glamorous but still a really wonderful life
we are sick.
I’ve been wearing the same clothes for two days.
Delaying a shower to unwind with a nice cup of Neocitran and ten year old episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Not so glamorous but still a really wonderful life
I drew my uncle in the family gift exchange and this weekend I get to take my 14 month old child axe shopping
November 21, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I drew my uncle in the family gift exchange and this weekend I get to take my 14 month old child axe shopping
Being a parent is crazy because my favourite person is sleeping peacefully in my house with me.
But she also goes to bed at 7
Girl, I moved to the suburbs for you come hang out
But she also goes to bed at 7
Girl, I moved to the suburbs for you come hang out
November 12, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Being a parent is crazy because my favourite person is sleeping peacefully in my house with me.
But she also goes to bed at 7
Girl, I moved to the suburbs for you come hang out
But she also goes to bed at 7
Girl, I moved to the suburbs for you come hang out