Oedipal Arrangements 🥀
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4 verbal prompts and he can show me that he wants treats (they're in that cabinet)!
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
4 verbal prompts and he can show me that he wants treats (they're in that cabinet)!
Ahh I can't figure this out right now
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ahh I can't figure this out right now
I have to go through this dusty old china to see which we want to use on Thursday - luckily I have feline attendants to assist
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I have to go through this dusty old china to see which we want to use on Thursday - luckily I have feline attendants to assist
Trump used to be a NY Democrat, you dumb shits, why are you crashing out because he likes the new mayor? Because he likes him so much he dresses like him? Because he likes him so much he's gonna turn into him? Because you know he's a turncoat lunatic & you put all your eggs in one dumbfuck basket?
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Trump used to be a NY Democrat, you dumb shits, why are you crashing out because he likes the new mayor? Because he likes him so much he dresses like him? Because he likes him so much he's gonna turn into him? Because you know he's a turncoat lunatic & you put all your eggs in one dumbfuck basket?
Ok he's been reliably coming to eat 3-4 times a day. He's always around on the security cameras; I don't think he's someone's pet. We want to bring him inside to live. but we have 3 cats. How is best to approach this? Catch him & bring him to the vet before bringing him inside? Quarantine then vet?
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ok he's been reliably coming to eat 3-4 times a day. He's always around on the security cameras; I don't think he's someone's pet. We want to bring him inside to live. but we have 3 cats. How is best to approach this? Catch him & bring him to the vet before bringing him inside? Quarantine then vet?
What the hell is going on
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What the hell is going on
Orange Cat is back! I'm hoping he lets us bring him inside before it gets too cold. We've been feeding him more regularly over the last month (used to be a random bowl every now & then bc he didn't come around as often). If he comes in, we'll be off to the vet and hopefully have a new little buddy!
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Orange Cat is back! I'm hoping he lets us bring him inside before it gets too cold. We've been feeding him more regularly over the last month (used to be a random bowl every now & then bc he didn't come around as often). If he comes in, we'll be off to the vet and hopefully have a new little buddy!
Also glad you like the color red, comrade, so does your dork-ass piece of shit president
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Also glad you like the color red, comrade, so does your dork-ass piece of shit president
Lol they're so mad
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Lol they're so mad
Imagine how mad Elon Musk is about this lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Imagine how mad Elon Musk is about this lol
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social hey tell him he should send us all 4-5 digits of money. He likes you.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social hey tell him he should send us all 4-5 digits of money. He likes you.
Oh my god lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh my god lol
KAMALA IS POPULAR HILLARY IS POPULAR PELOSI IS AMAZEBALLS EVERYONE I LIKE IS POPULAR REGARDLESS OF REALITY AARGHARHJAHAJGGHAGGGH
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
KAMALA IS POPULAR HILLARY IS POPULAR PELOSI IS AMAZEBALLS EVERYONE I LIKE IS POPULAR REGARDLESS OF REALITY AARGHARHJAHAJGGHAGGGH
My husband bought me one of those Balsam Hill trees for my birthday. On cue, the cats have ruined the bottom branches (bent the metal by climbing them) and have stolen all our bottom ornaments. I don't even know where they are! "Don't buy nice things if you have cats" is a hard lesson
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My husband bought me one of those Balsam Hill trees for my birthday. On cue, the cats have ruined the bottom branches (bent the metal by climbing them) and have stolen all our bottom ornaments. I don't even know where they are! "Don't buy nice things if you have cats" is a hard lesson
Pounce is obsessed with this Stefon ornament. It's been several days now he won't stop staring at it and reaching for it. He even liked it before I hung it up. When it was on the coffee table before the tree he kept batting at it. I have no idea what it is.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pounce is obsessed with this Stefon ornament. It's been several days now he won't stop staring at it and reaching for it. He even liked it before I hung it up. When it was on the coffee table before the tree he kept batting at it. I have no idea what it is.
Heavy breathing
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Heavy breathing
Lmao I'm not scared of this little fuck. I can't believe he looks like this is all
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lmao I'm not scared of this little fuck. I can't believe he looks like this is all
Here, the girl in the ad had just asked her grandma why she packed 2 can openers in the "emergency kit." This is a government ad. We are all so fucked, and it's gonna involve canned food. Very specific weirdos, you will be vindicated
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Here, the girl in the ad had just asked her grandma why she packed 2 can openers in the "emergency kit." This is a government ad. We are all so fucked, and it's gonna involve canned food. Very specific weirdos, you will be vindicated