I was told, "Try a #kitten."
I was like 🙀, "How they taste?"
Then she said, "POST! NOT EAT!"

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Imagine a kid growing up with one of these and then asking their parents why they put one of these in their bedroom. Do not give technology the chance to abuse kids. Besides that, the smart kid will figure out how to hack and abuse it before the parent. #amazon #echo #AmazonEcho #creepy

Here's #proof I just #upset someone.

It's the #Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch

Roses are #red #violets are #blue.
Open your eye for a clue.

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All #snowflakes have 6 sides.

Holiday lights are a religious show of force to intimidate your neighbors. #ChristmasLights

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#Brian #Williams with #NBC made up a #fake #story about himself in a helicopter getting shot and downed in Iraq. Fake stories are like cockroaches. When you see one, you know their are others. It took many people to fake this story and those people still work for NBC today. #FakeNews

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I learned, users #toot on #mastodon.
Is that sound, from their face?
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