at* 🧍🏾‍♂️spelling failed me today

the pubes over the pants line ☠️ sick cause where yo drawls ate 😭

and I don’t blame you 😂 I love when they come with the miniature axe

esp if they expect head but then tell they partner no when they ask 🤦🏾‍♂️ rude for lack of a better term

😂

Right they should have confidentiality. It’s probably already hard going to the doctor looking for help regarding genitals

then you find out they’re sneering behind your back on the internet?

Wild thing is it wasn’t even pee or anything, it was nothing but small splotches of lubricant and probably discharge that came back out of the patients after going to the gynecologist.

The staff there recorded the spots left on the seat covers and mocked it

trash’ll take itself out then

“nig nog”
I’ve never heard that before 😂

If it somehow doesn’t come up in casual conversation I wait til after the first sexual encounter. Check the temperature 🤷🏾

🧍🏾2 hours of volleyball??… Most I’ve played in one sitting is approximately 42 minutes of a high school game. Time for a nice bath

“scampi” LMAOOO 😭

🤣🤣

that looks fun, but what I really want to try one day is a dp 🧑🏾‍🦯‍➡️

devotion to self 🙂‍↕️