Kevin Turvey
@5wi11.bsky.social
Fish that I like: piranha, cod, whales... that's the fish, right, not the place. I mean, the area, not the plaice that's a fish. Er... oh, I've put meself off there.
I wonder if there’s any oil or minerals worth stealing?
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I wonder if there’s any oil or minerals worth stealing?
Following today’s successful invasion…
March 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Following today’s successful invasion…
You would hope all countries would….
March 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You would hope all countries would….
“No way I’m wealthy taxing.”
March 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“No way I’m wealthy taxing.”
Apologies to all bulldogs out there…
March 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Apologies to all bulldogs out there…
I’m putting a band together. Their first single should be out in time for Christmas …….with good behaviour.
March 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I’m putting a band together. Their first single should be out in time for Christmas …….with good behaviour.
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
March 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
At least he will have friends in there…
March 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
At least he will have friends in there…
Important crime prevention advice
March 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Important crime prevention advice
One is a slimy creature that lives in complete darkness. He resembles a humanoid, but he is hunched over and often uses all four limbs to get around. He worships his masters ring, but shouldn’t be trusted.
The other is Gollum.
The other is Gollum.
March 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
One is a slimy creature that lives in complete darkness. He resembles a humanoid, but he is hunched over and often uses all four limbs to get around. He worships his masters ring, but shouldn’t be trusted.
The other is Gollum.
The other is Gollum.
Let’s see what this week brings…..
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..
March 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Let’s see what this week brings…..
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..