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Kevin Turvey
@5wi11.bsky.social
Fish that I like: piranha, cod, whales... that's the fish, right, not the place. I mean, the area, not the plaice that's a fish. Er... oh, I've put meself off there.
I wonder if there’s any oil or minerals worth stealing?
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
🎶
March 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Following today’s successful invasion…
March 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You would hope all countries would….
March 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“No way I’m wealthy taxing.”
March 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
March 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Apologies to all bulldogs out there…
March 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
He and all his ilk.
March 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
March 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’m putting a band together. Their first single should be out in time for Christmas …….with good behaviour.
March 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
March 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
March 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
March 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
And Tommy….
March 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
March 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
March 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
March 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
At least he will have friends in there…
March 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
March 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
March 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
March 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Important crime prevention advice
March 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Vladimir Wormtongue
March 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
One is a slimy creature that lives in complete darkness. He resembles a humanoid, but he is hunched over and often uses all four limbs to get around. He worships his masters ring, but shouldn’t be trusted.
The other is Gollum.
March 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Let’s see what this week brings…..

It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..
March 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM