I like when you open up a fresh bag of chips and right up on top, unbroken, is The Big Chip. I like even more trying to shove it all in my mouth at once like a chipmunk to the feigned disgust of my wife

Whats up with everyone suddenly drinking all of the milk during winter weather warnings? Snowed in with frozen pipes that can’t handle your bubble guts, leave the 2% for the #realmilkdrinkers

Let me be the first to declare that Beyoncé is talented

moo deng really fell off on twitter, and i think that’s finally my impetus to try to maybe move over (not the open nazi fetish). X, the everything app? more like X, the everything except moo deng app, jeez