Optimus is a great 'bot! Is he a great 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑦-𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑟? Ehhh.
September 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Optimus is a great 'bot! Is he a great 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑦-𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑟? Ehhh.
kids are fraggin' weird these days...
September 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
kids are fraggin' weird these days...
( * 💭 who's the fugly kid........ )
September 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
( * 💭 who's the fugly kid........ )
( literally shining bright like a diamondddd. )
August 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
( literally shining bright like a diamondddd. )
me if i see that bug.
August 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me if i see that bug.
you mind 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛' 𝑜𝑢𝑡 for a minute, frostbite, pal?
August 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
you mind 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛' 𝑜𝑢𝑡 for a minute, frostbite, pal?
oh, i don't know, the 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠? removing your insignias and altering your optic color means you get reclassified. again.
not as a "neutral", either. don't kid yourself.
( INSTIGATING?? )
not as a "neutral", either. don't kid yourself.
( INSTIGATING?? )
August 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
oh, i don't know, the 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠? removing your insignias and altering your optic color means you get reclassified. again.
not as a "neutral", either. don't kid yourself.
( INSTIGATING?? )
not as a "neutral", either. don't kid yourself.
( INSTIGATING?? )
warrant. just some housekeeping. ( holding up a servo to cut off starscream, who opens his mouth. )
you'll 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑝𝑦 of the warrant, and an itemized list of what was taken.
you're being summoned to the precinct for data logging & classification updates.
you'll 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑝𝑦 of the warrant, and an itemized list of what was taken.
you're being summoned to the precinct for data logging & classification updates.
August 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
warrant. just some housekeeping. ( holding up a servo to cut off starscream, who opens his mouth. )
you'll 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑝𝑦 of the warrant, and an itemized list of what was taken.
you're being summoned to the precinct for data logging & classification updates.
you'll 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑝𝑦 of the warrant, and an itemized list of what was taken.
you're being summoned to the precinct for data logging & classification updates.
( uh-huhhh. let him know when you need ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝. )
August 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
( uh-huhhh. let him know when you need ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝. )
( what in the fawk are these flashy assholes doing. )
August 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
( what in the fawk are these flashy assholes doing. )
yeah, i guess. prowl said one of the wreckers gets him to behave. i say, "frag it, cuff 'em together!"
July 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
yeah, i guess. prowl said one of the wreckers gets him to behave. i say, "frag it, cuff 'em together!"
if i—if i'm * willing? to go scope out a secret, illegal, off-planet laboratory owned by starscream?
you don't even need to ask. lemme feed the kids & the wife, and i'll get to it.
you don't even need to ask. lemme feed the kids & the wife, and i'll get to it.
July 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
if i—if i'm * willing? to go scope out a secret, illegal, off-planet laboratory owned by starscream?
you don't even need to ask. lemme feed the kids & the wife, and i'll get to it.
you don't even need to ask. lemme feed the kids & the wife, and i'll get to it.
( sorry, broski. gotta arrest you for property damage & disturbing the peace. terrorism??? he supposes??? he'll figure it out at the station. )
May 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
( sorry, broski. gotta arrest you for property damage & disturbing the peace. terrorism??? he supposes??? he'll figure it out at the station. )
OOC. how dare u... my own kamala harris reaction picture.. used against me..
May 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
OOC. how dare u... my own kamala harris reaction picture.. used against me..
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" 's cool. " ( * 💧 . )
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" 's cool. " ( * 💧 . )
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May 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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" 's cool. " ( * 💧 . )
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" 's cool. " ( * 💧 . )
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( bass boosting and thumping in his struts, engine snarling as he & guzzle approach. the mech on his back is ditched with his transformation, arm reeled back and ... WHAM * ‼️
metallic servo slamming into the side of shockwave's helm. )
metallic servo slamming into the side of shockwave's helm. )
May 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
( bass boosting and thumping in his struts, engine snarling as he & guzzle approach. the mech on his back is ditched with his transformation, arm reeled back and ... WHAM * ‼️
metallic servo slamming into the side of shockwave's helm. )
metallic servo slamming into the side of shockwave's helm. )
( shots fired. picking up the pace. music is swapped for active sirens. )
May 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
( shots fired. picking up the pace. music is swapped for active sirens. )
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ㅤI'D 𝘏𝘌̲𝘚̲𝘐̲𝘛̲𝘈̲𝘛̲𝘌 BEFORE SAYING * ANYTHING 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆.
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May 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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ㅤI'D 𝘏𝘌̲𝘚̲𝘐̲𝘛̲𝘈̲𝘛̲𝘌 BEFORE SAYING * ANYTHING 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆.
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ㅤI'D 𝘏𝘌̲𝘚̲𝘐̲𝘛̲𝘈̲𝘛̲𝘌 BEFORE SAYING * ANYTHING 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆.
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