🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦
@5quint.bsky.social
Retired Firefighter who has no time for your bullshit and will call you out.
And this is your national bird? It probably unalived itself. Even the animals have had enough.
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
And this is your national bird? It probably unalived itself. Even the animals have had enough.
He had another one? I don't think he was brought in to impress the doctors.
January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
He had another one? I don't think he was brought in to impress the doctors.
Well, when your only tool is a hammer...
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Well, when your only tool is a hammer...
This is really getting under his skin. 👍🏻
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This is really getting under his skin. 👍🏻
Oh well, in that case... 🤦🏻♂️🤡
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh well, in that case... 🤦🏻♂️🤡
Oh, FFS. It was a vacation session.
December 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh, FFS. It was a vacation session.
Are cattle on that list?
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Are cattle on that list?
Once he gets everything he wants, sure. JFC
December 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Once he gets everything he wants, sure. JFC
Is she the one who was married to one of those Cardassians from Star Trek? 🤔😉
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Is she the one who was married to one of those Cardassians from Star Trek? 🤔😉
Halifax here. Looks good. Nice thick slices. I use that sauce on pizza as well. 👍🏻
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Halifax here. Looks good. Nice thick slices. I use that sauce on pizza as well. 👍🏻
And I didn't even have to mention Audi. You just knew. That's how bad it is. 🙂
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
And I didn't even have to mention Audi. You just knew. That's how bad it is. 🙂
I love your posts but I’d be fine never seeing another one of his posts again — that’s why I blocked him on Twitter. Maybe check in once a week to confirm he’s still kookier than Cocoa Puffs, but this constant stream is just ragebait. We get the point.
December 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I love your posts but I’d be fine never seeing another one of his posts again — that’s why I blocked him on Twitter. Maybe check in once a week to confirm he’s still kookier than Cocoa Puffs, but this constant stream is just ragebait. We get the point.
We're too close for this bullshit.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We're too close for this bullshit.
At least you'll know how to handle them when they start coming for allies.
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
At least you'll know how to handle them when they start coming for allies.
If your current ride is a BMW, you'll still be considered a dickhead in traffic. No offense.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If your current ride is a BMW, you'll still be considered a dickhead in traffic. No offense.
It's an administrative position. Firefighting experience not required.
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's an administrative position. Firefighting experience not required.
I'm sure he's a healthy eater. 🤔
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm sure he's a healthy eater. 🤔
2 "N"s 🙂
I think I did, unless your bank's work differently.
I think I did, unless your bank's work differently.
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
2 "N"s 🙂
I think I did, unless your bank's work differently.
I think I did, unless your bank's work differently.
It's not a vehicle. It's a device on wheels with seats inside. You're also slave to their maintenance infrastructure.
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's not a vehicle. It's a device on wheels with seats inside. You're also slave to their maintenance infrastructure.
You're suppose to toast them. It makes them marginally better.
December 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You're suppose to toast them. It makes them marginally better.
Never seen one in the wild.
December 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Never seen one in the wild.
I thought they were barnacles. 😂
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I thought they were barnacles. 😂
Citation please Absolutely no evidence to support your claim. Go sit next the pillow guy.
December 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Citation please Absolutely no evidence to support your claim. Go sit next the pillow guy.